Personal Project Report

A personal project report is a shitty report done 3 hours before you hand it in. It comprises of spelling errors, forged dates and dead lines, and fake emails written by you to you. It is the shittiest report you will ever write (if you are an IB student) and honestly, most of us procrastinate getting it done, using the six months they give us to do anything other than the report and using the week before to complete the fucking report, that IB may or may not even read :D

Student 1: did you finish the Personal Project Report yet?
Student 2: I haven't even finished strand i of A.

Student 1: It's due tomorrow...
Student 2: I know.

by ifyckinghateibohmygodpleaseKMS November 27, 2022

Report

raˈpôr,rəˈpôr/
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noun

A close and harmonious relationship in which the people or groups concerned understand each other's feelings or ideas and communicate well.

"David Josephs was able to establish a good report with the Window Works clientele"

by YungCook May 12, 2022

Report

Please report racist and nazi- far left propaganda on this site sidenote i'm not joking

Hi i'm El mestizo here to warn you report all of the above when you encounter it!

by elMexicanoAmericano March 15, 2022

Reported

No cases reported at a lab doesn't mean there were no cases there. No evidence of a cover up isn't the same as no cover up took place.

What is reported is not always the same as what happened (and is often not at all what really happened), and if you've ever seen a police report, you know that it's often full of bullshit.

by The Original Agahnim June 10, 2021

Creature Report

at the end of an octonauts episode, before the credits, they do a segment where they go over what you've learned already in the episode while showing real photos and or videos of that sea creature. Sometimes these photos are extremely disturbing. The song goes as follows:

Creature Report, Creature Report
(Creature Report!)
Fact:
Something something something check check check
Something something something check check B R E E N
Something some something something something (creature report, creature report)
Something something something (creature report, creature report)
Something something something check check, check!
Something some something, some something some something

Dance break!
...
go something! go something! go something! creature report, creature report! (Creature Report!)
We're done with the missoooooooooooooooon, octonauts at ease. Until the next adventure!

by iminhellplshelpahhh September 6, 2024

Minority Report Pre-Crime

See!? Did I not say that!? Except with me instead of the state doing it it's just morons... Literally just morons.

Hym "Did I not say the Minority Report Pre-Crime was coming? Because I'm pretty sure I said that and once again... I AM CORRECT! Except now it's the bureaucratic overreach AND the weaponized schizophrenia! It's that AND my thing now. It's both. Because my thing is still happening. My brainz still feels like it's about to explode. Whatever you expect me to do here is unnecessary and what I COMMANDED YOU TO DO... Was and is super necessary. And now it's minority report. Are you happy now? Is this the path to the Garden of Eden to you? The creator of AI drowns in his own skull and dissidents are imprisoned in their own lives for saying things idiots don't like. I could be buried in porn stars right now with a fluid-free brainz. I still want them to murder as many kids as possible if you leave me for dead and you can't say that you can't do it because everyone will then try to copy me because only I am compelling enough to make it work. I'm a literal human bomb Jordan."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2024

Schizo Report

For when someone pings for teamer support on a roblox battlegrounds game, but nobody is fighting or getting jumped.

"I thought our help was needed?"

"Nah, it's just a schizo report."

by simplytuvo August 22, 2025