a name given to ur down-to-earth friend who's super squeaky, but doesn't mean to be. A quackers is normally a little, cute friends who hate it when you point out their smallness. they're like little teddy bears. A quackers is super easy to make fun of but in the end, they're the most realistic. A quackers gives the greatest advice, but is the most stubborn person in the world. on the high down, everyone needs a quackers in their life
You see that guy over there, yeah he claims he's over that girl but he's really not.
damn, poor thing
Yeah he calls himself "reformed"
AWWWWW, HES SUCH A QUACKERS
damn, poor thing
Yeah he calls himself "reformed"
AWWWWW, HES SUCH A QUACKERS
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homosexual; in caribbean spanish slang the word for homosexual is "pato". Pato literally tarnslates to duck. The sound a duck makes? Quack, quack.
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Get the quack mug.A: Excuse me, but I'm pretty sure Representative Joe Wilson said "July!" Joe wanted to remind Obama about that lovely week Barack, he and an illegal immigrant spent in Key West discussing health care reform and giving one another coconut oil massages.
B: You've just been Quackenbushed!
B: You've just been Quackenbushed!
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Get the quacked mug.Advice invariably found in the literature handed out by purveyors of so-called "alternative" or "complementary" medicine, in which customers intending to buy quackery are advised to check with their GPs first to find what "mainstream medicine" has to say.
The venomous diatribes against real medicine, and science and rationality in general, behind the closed doors of the "alternative" movement should tell you all you need to know about the sincerity of the quack-my-ass clause. On the face of it, it sounds obvious, egalitiarian and big-hearted. However, the real intention of the advice is to ensure that if anyone dies or is incapacitated by taking the quack's advice or products (or by swearing off real medicine, which may not be advised on the packaging but is a stock in trade in the "alternative" industry), if the matter comes to court the quack's lawyer can claim that the product or the service was misused; obviously, they didn't check with their GP, how unfortunate, it's not our fault.
Besides, the quack knows perfectly well their client is unlikely to see their GP or specialist about whatever the problem is, or if they do they won't pay much attention to their advice. If they did, they wouldn't be coming to the quack in the first place.
The venomous diatribes against real medicine, and science and rationality in general, behind the closed doors of the "alternative" movement should tell you all you need to know about the sincerity of the quack-my-ass clause. On the face of it, it sounds obvious, egalitiarian and big-hearted. However, the real intention of the advice is to ensure that if anyone dies or is incapacitated by taking the quack's advice or products (or by swearing off real medicine, which may not be advised on the packaging but is a stock in trade in the "alternative" industry), if the matter comes to court the quack's lawyer can claim that the product or the service was misused; obviously, they didn't check with their GP, how unfortunate, it's not our fault.
Besides, the quack knows perfectly well their client is unlikely to see their GP or specialist about whatever the problem is, or if they do they won't pay much attention to their advice. If they did, they wouldn't be coming to the quack in the first place.
Ah, here's the booklet; 123 symptoms this product may be able to cure, 256 further lists of types of people the product may be able to help, 25 more natural products from the same factory that might be able to balance your energies and so on, and, oh yes, the quack-my-ass clause.
by Fearman September 10, 2007
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