Quarantineceañera

Noun. When you don’t care because you’re off work and throw a party/have a friend gathering when federal isolation and quarantine are recommended. Such as during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2019-2020.

Used in a group text:
“Coronavirus! It’s here. No work until April. Everything is shut down except the bars.”
“I know I’m off too. Let’s have a quarantineceañera tomorrow. Everyone come over/lets go out. I don’t care if I get sick.”

by pantstime March 16, 2020

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Quarantine kickback

When as a result of quarantine due to the Coronavirus outbreak you have to FaceTime with your friends to smoke “together”.

Bro 1:Yo you tryna have a kickback?

Bro 2:Bro we’re quarantined what should we do?

Bro 1:Brooo! Let’s have a quarantine kickback!

Bro 2: faxxx call all the homies on FaceTime or any other video chatting services.

by Mega$toner420 March 17, 2020

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Quarantine Pussy

A female who’s attractive enough , that you would not mind being stuck with her at the house for a long period of time.

Dude that girl is so hot, she defiantly has that quarantine pussy.

by Zephyrhillspapi March 18, 2020

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quarantine dream

like a fever dream but cause by quarantine depression

i had the most vivid quarantine dream last night

by get ur bread up March 22, 2020

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quarantine effect

Doing something dumb and blaming it on isolation from COVID-19.

I almost gave myself bangs when I woke up because of the quarantine effect.

I just ran 4 miles and oddly didn't feel thirsty because of the quarantine effect.

I just deep cleaned my whole house and then made myself Ramen because of the quarantine effect.

by why do people like cheese? March 24, 2020

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