Vladimir Putin

The russian president, also a bitch who wants Ukraine's land back, and started a war with them for no reason.

"Vladimir putin has started a war against Ukraine and says: if any other countries get involved everybody will see bloodshed like none before"

by i sharted😭 March 4, 2022

Pluton

The queerest person in an IRC channel.

Jesus, don't be the Pluton in here.

by FishBulb June 11, 2004

Putong

Putong(noun) student who is in normal class in school

A few putongs are gathering in the classroom.

by BaconFlakesForBreakfast February 28, 2021

Put on your records

To have sex

When jill told jack put on your records he knew it was go time

by Gfjjfk March 4, 2010

Pujoner

The erection an ESPN analyst gets when Albert Pujols is batting

Wow! Jon Miller just got a massive Pujoner when Albert Pujols stepped up to the plate!

by BJorgy May 1, 2010

put on a good hammer

Basically to get shit faced or unbelievably drunk. To get hammered.

Damn, its been almost 3 weeks since I put on a good hammer.

by Blaze bro 23 May 18, 2011

Putent

a tremendously disgusting mix of substances, either in smell, taste, or both, that one consumes to get a buzz (commonly a mix of different alcohols, typically dark and clear, although can be used to reference other items, such as mushrooms)

dude did you bring the putent?

yeah, lemme pull it out my ass real quick

by dasign April 15, 2019