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Putin

Dude, you're such a Putin!
by mcrobogame March 27, 2022
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Putin

Shit, poop, crap, feces, poo, turd, caca, diarrhea
Sorry for stinking up the bathroom, I took a nasty putin.
by Iam Noone July 24, 2022
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Putin

Stupid idiot. Used when you want to say that hes/shes extremly mean and crazy.
Person 1: I really hate her
Person 2: Yeah, shes just as mean as Putin.
by valle3 March 10, 2022
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Putin

The president of Russia since 2012 to present as of 2021.
Putin
by the random. October 28, 2021
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Putin's Retreat

A situation where you and your wife are invited to your boss's home for dinner. Upon finishing dinner, your boss takes your wife and proceeds to have sex with her on the dinner table in front of you while firmly holding your gaze. Upon finishing, he instructs you to leave and you are expected to shake his hand at the door and thank him for a lovely evening.
My boss invited us over for dinner. I really don't want to go because he's a psychopath and I know that it's going to end up being another Putin's Retreat.
by xavi_danger July 26, 2022
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putin

The sound a penis makes when it is pulled out of something :)
"We're all worried about Putin" "Putin? It was just a little noise when I pulled out"
by WoM2022 October 5, 2022
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Putin

Sexy mf that Sophia is in love with. def doesn't have a discombobulated head. and FOR SURE he was born at a zoo.
Sophia: Putin is so hot
Elina: Frick no
Putin: OHYEAHHH
Elina: kys both of you
by Elinuka April 16, 2023
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