Chest puppies

Slang for a woman's rack. Typically used to describe a very nice pair of teets.

Chauncey: "Ay Jaquan, check out her chest puppies!"
Jaquan: "Oh damn nigga, she be flexin those melons."

by MauerPower April 22, 2015

puppy pile

A large pile of people of mixed sexes, cuddling and or heavy petting each other, usually with clothes on, but sometimes without. Not an orgy, usually done only by people who love and/or trust each other. Not always sexual, sometimes just a physical expression of love or endearment amongst multiple participants.

Originates from the carefree innocent love and romping play that puppies indulge in before they "know better."

So Sam and Lisa were in the corner cuddling when Sarah, Mike, John, and Tanya all joined in and it turned into a real puppy pile.

by AntonioC December 3, 2007

puppy fart syndrome

Puppy fart syndrome is when a person is shocked or woken by their own fart.

I was enjoying a good meal with family and friends when I let out a small cough, but also let rip with a huge fart. This made me jump and quickly leave the room.

I was just drifting off to sleep when I let out a loud fart and woke up startled at the loud noise.

Puppy fart syndrome can happen to us all occasionally.

by Paul Daley May 10, 2008

Stress Puppy

A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

by Zak May 3, 2003

puppy dog crush

An innocent, one sided infatuation.

I had a puppy dog crush on my kindergarten teacher.

by NeptunePA March 15, 2007

Centrifugal Bumble-Puppy

An advanced, consumerist form of tetherball played by the children in Aldous Huxley's novel, Brave New World.

You can't play Electro-magnetic Golf according to the rules of Centrifugal Bumble-puppy.

The Director and his students stood for a short time watching a game of Centrifugal
Bumble-puppy. Twenty children were grouped in a circle round a chrome steel tower.
A ball thrown up so as to land on the platform at the top of the tower rolled down
into the interior, fell on a rapidly revolving disk, was hurled through one or other of
the numerous apertures pierced in the cylindrical casing, and had to be caught.

by ikemen boogie August 10, 2009

meat puppet

person(s) that have no will of there own; somebody that lets others control them.

George is Pats meat puppet, he does what ever she says.

by Therese December 28, 2005