courtesy punch

When one must punch a friend or acquaintance to get them to quit making an ass of themselves or the group. Usually directed towards the face with much force.

Friend 1: Nobody's gonna get any booty if Frank doesn't shut the hell up!

Friend 2: Yeah, he needs a courtesy punch.

(Subsequent punch causes Frank to shut up)

by Oscar_Wilde February 21, 2009

klunge punch

derived from two words cunt and flange both meaning vagina.
This term is otherwise known as 'fisting' or the process of inserting ones entire hand (clenched in to a fist) in to the vagina. can be abbriviated to KP.

'i gave my girlfriend a right good klunge punch the otherday'

'i gave her a proper kp'

by Tuffai February 23, 2009

Nigga Punch

To punch a sleeping friend, then to act as if you were sleeping so they didnt know who did it.
happens to george.

9:30 am
Josh gets up, nigga punches george and goes back to sleep.
9:30 am
george wakes up and doesnt know what the fuck is going on.

by thesilentniggapuncher October 6, 2008

Protein Punch

Sperm beverage

One dude to another: I prefer to give a girl my Protein Punch
instead of frosting her face

by sarasplayroom.com May 29, 2010

juggernaut punch

A massive punch, intended for TKO's. The punch is accomplished by running at full speed towards the opponent, the person performing the punch then cocks their arm back as they get closer to their opponent. Upon coming in range of the opponent, the person performing the punch then focuses all their strength and energy into the punch and then releases it into the opponents skull. 100% of the time the opponent will fall to the ground and roll. It is also acceptable to use the juggernaut punch as a sucker punch from behind, as this is how it was first performed. If the juggernaut punch is performed, and the user exclaims "I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!" and/or achieves a TKO, it is considered epic.

"Dude! Yancy just juggernaut punched that kid in the back of the head and he rolled across the street!"

by Xero Anarian January 4, 2007

Ditka punch

To strike with the force of a Mack truck. To decimate an oponent with a single blow. Used as a sexual reference, whilst humping doggystyle very similar to a donkey punch however when striking the young womans lower back, you unintentionally break her spine.

"Man, i accidentally Ditka punched michelle last night. So i finished up and dropped her in front of the hospital."

"He was like 'say what you need to say,' so i ditka punched his face in"

by Supertank November 4, 2008

pleased as punch

means someone is very pleased

“I’m pleased as punch that I won the competition!”

by momentaralee May 7, 2008