Pink Prison

when you want to have sex with a girl so bad you become like a prisoner.
The girl orders you around like a bitch and you obey just to break out of pink prison.

Guy 1- "Man, John's been running errands for Sara all day, he must be in pink prison"

Guy 2- "Yeah, he's got it bad"

by KAYELLI July 10, 2009

Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want

The words of a man with his priorities straight

Baby we did it! You're gonna be a father!
Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want?

by fateshurly January 30, 2021

prison heterosexuality

Strictly this doesn't exist since no one who's totally straight lasts five minutes in prison without becoming involved in some kind of man-man action.

Prison heterosexuality basically means ass-raping another inmate, before he ass-rapes you. In other words, it's about being the dominant homosexual in a gay jail relationship.

by Assex 776 August 28, 2007

Payson

An amazing friend who is a pleasure to be around. A very athletic person who mostly plays lacrosse. He is very intelligent and loves to read. A very shy and quiet person who is never really the leader. He's also very kind, loyal, and funny once you get to know him. He can have his stupid moments, but it is always worth it in the end. Payson is one of the greatest people I have ever met :

Payson is badass, it is just common sence.

by n0daybut0day October 31, 2011

prison shank

a handmade weapon made out of the only stuff you recieve in prison, sharpened to perfection. essentially made out of toothbrushes and spoons.

When we was rioting in the joint and the pigs came to stop us, I busted out my prison shank and killed those mo' fuckin 5-0's

by matkl September 16, 2006

Prison

Slang term used to describe unsanitary and generally undesirable conditions.

"No way I'm showering in the prison shower at her apartment."

"That gas station had some serious prison bathrooms."

by runningandreading June 10, 2014

prison gay

A term that describes men, who by a complete ineptitude with women, often combined with ugly looks, are forced to result to homosexual relationships with other men because they cannot have sex with any women.

Brian and Ford are totally prison gay. Whenever they're not playing D&D, they're having sex with each other because no woman would ever touch either of them.

by rowtow June 4, 2007