orangutan poot

when an orangutan climbs on the celing and shits on people heads and gracefully sides down there vertebrates

guy 1 ewww that orangutan just shit on me from the fucking celing what A SICK FUCK

guy 2 aww how cute u have shit on you
guy 3 eww yall gross as fuck you just got orangutan poot

by Grass man September 18, 2017

powder poot

When you are powdering your butt (usually due to a chafe) and you fart mid-powder session, making powder fly everywhere in a giant cloud of fart

Guy1: Yo, why is there powder on the carpet and the bed?
Guy2: Sorry, Guy1, my chafe was bad so I ended up having a massive powder poot.
Guy1: This is why Amy left you.
Guy2: Atleast my fartbox feels good.

by Thanks for the Free Herpes October 3, 2017

Cunt poot

A queef with the lowest regard for human decency

That homeless lady’s cunt poot was so bad it burned my nose hair

by Flyassfeller10 February 10, 2020

Cooter pooter

A slightly cutesy term for the noise made when air is expelled from the vaginal canal.

I opted to use cooter pooter over queef because it is less obscene.

by Tanwen de Heydon January 13, 2022

grandmaster of the pootang

To earn the title "Grandmaster of the Pootang", one must be capable of performing expert level techniques such as the "Full Lick". Grandmasters are guaranteed to steal your bitch, use her up and toss her back to you like a Cabbage Patch Kid after daddy's pitbull Spike is done with it.

"Bro I tried to do that Full Lick shit mane, I can't quite get it. Shit's hard"
"Yeah man you ain't quite ready to be a grandmaster of the pootang yet"

by bigpappy June 24, 2016

Toot, Poot, n Boogie

Fart, poop, and leave.

I really had to go but I was in a hurry, so I stopped at Wal-Mart for a quick Toot, Poot, n Boogie.

by J Lucieer July 19, 2019

pooter

is a slang term for pussy

Her pooter smells like rotten piss.

by James McDowell May 13, 2005