A Pringle is someone who is so sensitive, that they aren't even a snowflake anymore. This person can not handle real world problems and has a melt down over the tiniest of issues. Pringles are originally a brand of potato chips that comes in a tube and has many different flavors. This person crumbles as easily as a single pringle, hence the name. It's not strictly political and can be used on any one who is too sensitive or feels they must be sheltered from everything.
Example 1:
Mia: Yeah, I took my dog to the vet today. They said she's gonna be-
Micheal: NO!!!! NOT YOUR DOG!!! I LOVED HER SO MUCH! Why did this happen!?!?!!?
Mia: Relax! She just had fleas!
*rolls eyes* You are such a pringle.
Example 2:
*Johnny sits down to watch a movie*
TV: WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS GRAPHIC SCENES THAT MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR YOUNG VIEWERS. IT IS RATED 18.
The only 'graphic' thing is a guy smoking a cigarette.
Johnny: Such pringles.
Mia: Yeah, I took my dog to the vet today. They said she's gonna be-
Micheal: NO!!!! NOT YOUR DOG!!! I LOVED HER SO MUCH! Why did this happen!?!?!!?
Mia: Relax! She just had fleas!
*rolls eyes* You are such a pringle.
Example 2:
*Johnny sits down to watch a movie*
TV: WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS GRAPHIC SCENES THAT MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR YOUNG VIEWERS. IT IS RATED 18.
The only 'graphic' thing is a guy smoking a cigarette.
Johnny: Such pringles.
by EmotionalAnnie12 September 6, 2019
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Don’t touch Sammy P, otherwise his other player brother will be the first to beat a fool up
He will beat you up with his pp
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He very pp and his pp is pp
Don’t touch Sammy P, otherwise his other player brother will be the first to beat a fool up
He will beat you up with his pp
And his mommy likes to drop him off with Georgia’s house every afternoon and Georgia likes Sammy P but he doesn’t realize it💏💁 ♂️👅🦷👃👃👃👃👃👃👃👃👃👃👃👤👤👤👤😺😺🤖🤠☠️🤠☠️🤒🎃🤒🤮🤢😺🤢😺🤢💀👺🤡💩👺💩👹☠️👹🤖🤒😸🤮😸🤮😹😵😼😵😿🤧😿🤧😾😽😹🤒🤒😻🤒😻😷😺🤑😸👹😸🤠🤠🙀🤒🙀🤒😻😸🤮😽🤧👐🤲😵🤲😷🤑🤑😹😹🤕😽😽🤕🤕😼😈😈🤠😹🤠🎃🤖😈☠️🤒🤖🤠😸🤢😿🤮😿🤧😾🤧😾😽😽😈🎃👺👺👻🤠☠️🤠🤖🤒🤖😼🤮😿🤮😿🤮🤮🤝🤝👐🤠🤲🤑👹😻🙀🤲👹👏👹👏🤠👏
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Peter gently placed the Pringles in his mouth as to not crack them and began to flap his arms and quack like a duck. Demetri then instructed him to lay down and began to defecate in the open end of the Pringles performing the Pringle Poop Shoot, creating a corn filled chocolate Pringle sandwich which they both sat down and eat together staring deeply into each others eyes.
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