The rule that either a friend is A) with his girlfriend or B) doing something with his family. In either case he is too busy to hang out with friends. Betting usually occurs among the collective group whether he cannot chill due to A or B.
Friend one: "hey, we were supposed to hang out yesterday, what happened?"
Friend two: "oh, I was going to but then my mom told me I had to go shopping with her'
Friend one: "great, we didn't hang out and I lost $20 thinking you were with your girlfriend. God damn Kenny Principle."
Friend two: "oh, I was going to but then my mom told me I had to go shopping with her'
Friend one: "great, we didn't hang out and I lost $20 thinking you were with your girlfriend. God damn Kenny Principle."
by Lingua_Franca August 1, 2011
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Related to the Peter Principal (by Dr. Laurence J. Peter) that describes job promotion to the point of incompetence, the e-Peter Principal occurs when we purchase a piece of technology that finally exceeds our ability to competently use the technology for the intended purpose. For some of us, it's the treadmill that becomes the close-hangar, for others it is the digital camera that serves as a paper weight because we are tired of buying memory cards and stuffing them full of photos...
What happened? Margie used to be able to text message on her cell.
Yeah, but the new toy hit her with an e-Peter Principle. She can't even answer a phone call.
Yeah, but the new toy hit her with an e-Peter Principle. She can't even answer a phone call.
by _B_ May 15, 2007
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by JuliaGuest January 8, 2013
Get the The Katherine Heigle Principle mug.Is when two people have such a deep connection that it hurts when there apart. The connection is spiritual and they can always feel each other’s energy.
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2)Anti-Global studies, but powerfully endorsing Christopher Columbus.
3)A style of selling certain illegal substances at good prices to make a profound profit. (“Three for an eighth, three for an eighth!”)
4)Acknowledging that it is not fair for someone to work for seven dollars an hour and “break there asses” while less intelligent unemployed kids sell drugs and make twenty dollars a bag.
5)The product of an inspirational drunken rant.
2)Anti-Global studies, but powerfully endorsing Christopher Columbus.
3)A style of selling certain illegal substances at good prices to make a profound profit. (“Three for an eighth, three for an eighth!”)
4)Acknowledging that it is not fair for someone to work for seven dollars an hour and “break there asses” while less intelligent unemployed kids sell drugs and make twenty dollars a bag.
5)The product of an inspirational drunken rant.
by Alger May 10, 2008
Get the Princibilities mug.The Certainty Principle is a cosmic force only recently discovered by a nerd with stupiditis. It is the principle of being certain. Even though you are a complete idiot and have no idea what you are doing, you are certain you are right. Many people believe they are certain, or right, when in actual fact they are just downright stupid and suffer from brain haemorrhoids. If you meet someone who suffers from the Certainty Principle, execute them onsite as they may do something stupid.
Idiot: The Certainty Principle protects me
Smart Person: Fuck you're an idiot and deserve to die
Gun shot finishes conversation
Smart Person: Fuck you're an idiot and deserve to die
Gun shot finishes conversation
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