Present teatimeyatora

A chaotically calm fetus

Brad: what is present teatimeyatora
Chad: a chaotically calm fetus

by ra.un.na April 17, 2022

Present

the thing you literally say when your old teacher "calls" you.
ANOTHER DEFINITION
is that its a f*cking object that someone's hands that got run over gave you.

T:Juan!
J:Present!
wowwwww what a cool present

yeah, "ow ow my hands"

by crystalusesdiscord February 14, 2022

pop present

n. A gift (usually of high quality) given to a father by the mom of a newborn baby.
Before they brought the baby home from the hospital, Jane gave John a gold chain as a pop present.

n. A gift (usually of high quality) given to a father by the mom of a newborn baby.
Before they brought the baby home from the hospital, Jane gave John a gold chain as a pop present.

by Yippee_Ki_Yey June 2, 2025

Living in the present

Staying open and being loyal

To achieve a good relationship, we must living in the present by being open and staying loyal

by Pink gin May 19, 2020

Present Window

The part of a quote that is presented in a sound bite. Pronounced pruh ZENT

What I said was "Some people say that porn and drugs should be legal because you can't resist them if you don't have access." Of course, "some people say" never made it into the present window.

by bTags March 17, 2011

Present

A )present, a gift or something you give to someone for a birthday,Christmas. etc or for an unspecified reason
B )present , being present, being here , usually used by teachers

A) Did you give Sara a present for her birthday?
A)I got a lot of presents this Christmas
A) I didn't get a lot of presents this Christmas

B) Teacher: Joe

Joe : Present, teacher

by LEMONANDORANGE December 2, 2021

The present

You're always in the present.

Hym "Not to me. By the time the light bounces off you and gets to me you're already in the past... I'm not even in the present most of the time. I'm in the conceptual realm. "

by Hym Iam February 20, 2023