Perma banned

That awful solution applied by mods and admin throughout the gaming community.
Usually reserved for the hardest of gaming criminals...

Player 1: Dude that !CAKE! got perma banned!

Player 2: ROFLAMO what a noob for cheating in multyplayer

by Halocekid October 26, 2008

perma-blazed

An individual who smokes so much pot on a regular basis that their eyes become a constant reddish hue. Permanent chinky eyes are a more severe effect.

Look at that nigga's eyes are perma-blazed from smoking so much dope.

by Anthony.Monaco June 3, 2008

premature ejaculation

Accidently activating your "star power" before every one else in your band, unless going solo, can accumulate enough to star power with you.

Rocker 1:
*tilts guitar a bit*
"GODAMMIT, sorry guys. Didn't mean for that to happen."

Rest of band:
"C'MON, man. You gotta get your premature ejaculation under control."

by mr.grey January 21, 2009

premature clapulation

You are so intrigued by a performance, more so than your fellow audience, that you feel the need to applaud before everyone else. Usually no one else joins in clapping.

During super bowl 38 Janet Jackson's nipple slip cause extreme premature clapulation.

by BrennanChoo July 5, 2008

Premature Etaxulation

The heightened sensation of a taxgasm occurring before the correct or assigned time.

Usually experienced by CPA's and other tax professionals, this occurs when a preparer believes that a tax return has been completed perfectly and later has it returned by the reviewer with 15 review points resulting from egregious errors. The preparer then realizes that the elation experienced earlier was premature.

Also see "taxgasm"

"I thought I had nailed that return, but my manager gave it back to me with 15 review points! It was definitely a premature etaxulation!"

"I taxgasmed when that return was finished, then I realized that I forgot about the Alternative Minimum Tax calculation. Another case of premature etaxulation!"

by Justin, Joe, Frank, Ryan, Paul April 28, 2006

premature death

the destroying, demolishing or wrecking of a person usually during their youth.

I just got slide tackled by some big dude.

You suffered a premature death out here.

by washingtonville kid March 21, 2010

Premature Snackulation

When you can't contain your hunger and you end up eating a snack before the meal begins.

I was supposed to go out to dinner with my girlfriend tonight, but I had a premature snackulation before I left.

by Jacola Gordon October 4, 2010