Pregmatic

Having to prioritise what you do and shit when you realise you're up the duff for the second time in 2 years and DOH! doesn't quite cut it.

A: Now you're preggers again, be pragmatic, you're gonna have to drop shit.
B: Nah mate, imma be pregmatic.

by prettystoned August 21, 2019

Premature Articulation

When someone interrupts you while you are talking but what they have to say has nothing to do with what you were talking about. Someone who talks out of turn.

ME: My boss fired me the other day because I kept interrupting him when he was trying to tell me what to do.

YOU: Sounds like you suffer from Premature Articulation.

by GD Daddy for Trixy September 23, 2019

prem patel

Prem is a pretty sweet dude, he might come out as mean and intimidating, but he is the biggest sweetheart in the world. There huge dorks, but that just makes them 10x funnier. Their always there for you and are never afraid to speak their opinion. There super smart and most likely have won student of the month multiple times and will graduate high school early. If you know a prem they’ll bring good care and fortune in your life. There name literally means love.

Omg that boy is so sweet and smart!!

he must be a prem patel

by boo boo bear 🥰 December 17, 2019

preemptive rape

ya gotta fuck the fuckers before the fuckers before the fuckers fuck you.

Jimbo was going to rape Sally, but Sally preemptively raped him first.

Preemptive rape.

by BugginMcFuk February 21, 2021

premarital foot/toe holding

-putting your feet/toes together before marriage (founding members- Clara, Landon; First test subject- Serenity)

me and my boas (boy-uhs) gots to see it through with our premarital foot/toe holding

by GemSparkle1000 November 13, 2021

Prema

An amazing woman. Her name means divine love. She is beautiful inside and out because everything she thinks, says, and does comes from Love at its purest form. Everyone wants her, but can’t ever get her. She’s well respected because her intelligence is godlike. She is wise beyond her years and is always 20 steps ahead of everyone else. She is loyal, passionate, powerful, and honorable. The universe is always on her side, engage at your own risk.

Wow, i wish i could get with Prema, shes everything ive ever wanted.

by Kano999 November 22, 2021

Premature Marination

"Doing a Jamie Oliver"

When you marinate meat for such a short length of time that it adds no flavour whatsoever and does nothing for tenderizing the meat. You might as well have rubbed the meat on your balls instead.

"He prematurely marinated the meat, and yielded no flavour or tenderising as a result"
"His meat was flavourless like a bland, prematurely marinated sausage"
"Premature marination is like adding chilli jam to fried rice, it bad and make you stupid"

by JamesFoo March 26, 2022