Carve That Possum

An alternate way of saying "do it" or "get it done" in the southern area of the U.S.A.

Dates back to the time of bluegrass artist Uncle Dave Macon.

Bill: I need to study for this test!
Dave: Carve That Possum, boy! Git you an A+!

by Tarsier587 May 28, 2011

possum slap

when you hold a person's face, look into their eyes, and hit them. Then they look dead for a minute.

Your friend just dropped an f-bomb in front of your kid, and you possum slap them. you're normally sweet, and you were just violent in front of your kid, so they look dead for a few seconds from shock

by apseudonymnottakenyetalready December 6, 2009

Postulate of the sexes

When forced to choose between either a male or female to have with on a stranded island, it is best to choose a female because you can eat a female without killing her.

Ay yo, I'm about to be stranded on an island, can you help choose some one to bring with so I can cannibalize them at some point.

Well acccording to the postulate of the sexes you should choose a female so you can eat her without killing her.

by Tar baby people December 8, 2010

postamourology

The Study of a broken heart

post=after
amour=love
ology=study

It is also a made up word

Class was especially depressing after my breakup due to the topic being postamourology.

by Sophia Valentina Nichols September 30, 2011

posturbation

also: Posturbating

'liking' or 'upping' your own posts.

If you have to like or up your own post, it's posturbation, and you probably should have kept it to yourself anyway.

by pteryakisan October 30, 2013

possum tongue

a descriptive term for an excessively large female clitorus

Man 1: how did you go last night mate, any luck with the ladies?
Man 2: Bro, I picked up this 9 and kicked her out, she had the biggest clit I've ever seen!
Man 1: ohhhhh, the old possum tongue.

by Dr_Rhodez November 23, 2016

Postma

Postma

Mr Postma has arrived.

by Steve's May 15, 2017