When your wife ways at least 600 pounds, and she sits on you in bed. You will most likely end up shaped like a pancake.
by TheMightyness September 26, 2004
Get the the pancake position mug.after being recommended by Masters and Johnson( a research team), it was popular with three quarters of their heterosexual study experiments after having tried it. The position involves the man on his back, with the woman rolled slightly to the side so that her pelvis is atop his, but her weight is beside his.
note: this position should be used with caution for it is the leading cause of penile breakage.
note: this position should be used with caution for it is the leading cause of penile breakage.
After i pummeled that vagina with the lateral coital positioned, i told that bitch to get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich., she obeyed! Very nice:D
by RLN0518 August 31, 2010
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The familar sexual position where the man stands and the woman kneels in front of him and gives him head. She is in the Girl Guide position.
As most women know and use this position, the story is that they were all taught it in the Girl Guides. In some versions, all Guides learn it routinely. In other versions the Guide is taught it in order to obtain her fellatrix attainment badge.
Of course these stories are untrue. There is no such thing as a Guide fellatrix badge. And all Girl Guides are fine, morally upstanding young women.
As most women know and use this position, the story is that they were all taught it in the Girl Guides. In some versions, all Guides learn it routinely. In other versions the Guide is taught it in order to obtain her fellatrix attainment badge.
Of course these stories are untrue. There is no such thing as a Guide fellatrix badge. And all Girl Guides are fine, morally upstanding young women.
Jane: how do you want me? Is on my knees OK?
John: Yeh. The good old Girl Guide position is fine.
(a little later . . .)
John: That was great . . . obviously you got your fellatrix badge when you were in the Guides.
John: Yeh. The good old Girl Guide position is fine.
(a little later . . .)
John: That was great . . . obviously you got your fellatrix badge when you were in the Guides.
by Janey7611 May 11, 2011
Get the Girl Guide position mug.A grown man that lives in his parents basement well into his adult life, usually with a cum filled sock underneath his bed.
I asked Joe what he would be doing this weekend and he said assuming The Position in his parent's basement.
by dick_bagge May 20, 2010
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Person 2: Yeah bro i was in the power position all damn night!
Person 1: Ouch
Person 2: Yeah bro i was in the power position all damn night!
Person 1: Ouch
by JoeyLicious1094 August 20, 2011
Get the Power Position mug.Any of a large number of organizations that sponsor group youth trips during which pedophelia is practiced.
Hey, you gonna let yer kids go on the "our lady of great agony" outreach bus?
Umm, I think that's one of those missionary position trips where yer kids are pretty much guaranteed to get STD popped.
Umm, I think that's one of those missionary position trips where yer kids are pretty much guaranteed to get STD popped.
by YAWA May 4, 2021
Get the missionary position trip mug.It's like doggy style but preformed when both involved are lying on their sides. Usually caused when one or more involved are too tired to get up for sexual intercourse.
"Dude, I was so tired I didn't want to get up so we just did the Lazy Dog Position."
"Honey, I'm tired just do it while we are lying down..."
"Honey, I'm tired just do it while we are lying down..."
by legal.notes October 21, 2009
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