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portuguese pretzel

when you double fold an older lady's leg behinf her head while she thanks you for breaking her back..
the lil old lady was so sweet. felt bad for her so i broke her off a lil some and gave here the portuguese pretzel.
by anonymous May 5, 2025
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Portuguese pinch

When a male with a foreskin proceeds to punch off his foreskin right before he ejaculates, holding it all in, making a mess free easy clean up
He ran out of toilet paper in the trailer last night, and ended up having to perform his signature move, the Portuguese pinch
by Riley W. September 13, 2025
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Portuguese Mumps

The large swollen appearance of a man's throat when deepthroating a large, uncut, Portuguese dick.
"It was so big I had to take a selfie while blowing him cuz I had these huge Portuguese Mumps."
by blackrabbit444 July 28, 2014
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portuguese floss

When your pubes are so long his teeth are clean after sucking you off.
My teeth are so clean. I sucked off Johnny and his Portuguese floss did wonders
by Tytybubu November 22, 2015
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Portuguese whoopie cushion

When you break wind into a woman’s vagina and she then queefs it out
Watch out for Christine, she’s always up for a Portuguese whoopie cushion
by Skeeeeeyeeee January 17, 2024
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Portuguese Diesel

a slang term for a hand truck or dolly.
Lets use the Portuguese diesel to move the appliance.
by misterdickwick August 4, 2020
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Portuguese Bread Twist

When she won’t let you cum on her face so while you’re blowing her asshole out from behind, you pull out and pretend to cum on her back. But you don’t cum...you just make her THINK you came by shooting some chocolate syrup on her back. When she turns around and faces you (thinking you’re done) you procede unleash the full fury of your load all over her fucking face then procede yeet the fucking slut through a window. As she twists around to look at you her back arches into the shape of a bread loaf, hense the Bread Twist.
Chas- Bro I did the Portuguese Bread Twist to some dumb bitch last night. The damn hoe wouldn’t let me cum on her face, so I fucking did anyway. And then I yeeted that filthy slut straight out the fucking window into traffic.
by DirtySanCHAS69 December 13, 2018
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