Cocaine Flatulence; Portuguese Snowblower is the well practiced art of blowing a line of coke up someone’s ass and letting them fart in your face.
by Pappa_Snowflake November 24, 2022
an evil class that makes you sit and do boring things for a whole 80 minutes!, its a complete waste of your time and escape it whenever you can, it melts your brain
i hate Portuguese class
by Portuguese teachers November 21, 2018
The act of guzzling the forbidden fruit whilst tearing out the puebes, mimicking the sting of a jellyfish
by Wet lettuce March 14, 2023
The art of flooding an old portuguese womans kitchen with bodily fluids and then continuing to use said fluids to make a stew
by jaredmartinsuperhomo January 4, 2014
by WorldlyWordsmith March 17, 2022
When someone bites the end off an ice cream cone and uses it as a funnel to give their partner a spicy enema using Portugal’s own Licor Beirão. The patient then slowly trickles the Licor Beirão out over a slice of cheesecake to make a tasty dessert.
Once Sparky was settled in Lisbon he invested in a streetwalker who helped him prepare a Portuguese Snuffle as an early Halloween trick or treat for his good lady.
by Dr T Hamil October 7, 2023
We knew that Manny wasn’t keeping his hands at 10 & 2 while off-roading in the desert when we heard the distinct sound of the Portuguese Whistle.
by Gabagool December 13, 2021