pooface

B-man i believe that your definition is very poor. A pooface is someone with faeces on the visage, through eating or otherwise. I could turn you to a pooface by hurling my excrement in your ugly face.
Also you have splt mani wurds wrng thruowt.
Yours Sincereely
Bob

"hoh ho ho you have animal dung on your nose.Fool"
"I hate your dung smeared face, pooface!!!!!."

by Bob "Bob" Bobson February 16, 2005

parfait

when you do some unknown movements such as those that would cause a hammock occupied by only one person to move in awkward and unexpected motions

Gertrude: What the hell is that guy doing in the hammock?
Caroline: I do believe he is parfaiting...he is partaking of the parfait in the hammock!
Gertrude: He's on the phone! If the hammock's a rockin' don't come a knockin!

by Gertrude Kiser January 14, 2007

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poface is craycray

by keoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo March 30, 2013

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by keooooooooooo April 7, 2013

porff toi

a ponce term for poofter

Oh my! what a porff toi that gentleman is!

by miss l April 25, 2004

podfart

When your iPod suddenly fritzes, cuts off a song mid-chorus, or skips like a CD for no apparent reason.

I've gotta get a new iPod. Mine podfarts all the time.

by dildude December 3, 2007

pomfa

An exclamation of unwillingness to do something due to fatigue.

Pomfa Pom Pom Pomfi Pomfa

by Sandy McSanderson March 8, 2008