texas porcupine

An asshole MAGAt on Twitter.

Attack that Texas porcupine on Twitter.

by Blue Waver December 30, 2019

manually operated percussion accelerometer

a device to apply a measured amount of force in a certain direction at the required time and direction

using a manually operated percussion accelerometer, we need to insert this steel shaft into this solid surface.

or we are going to hammer this nail into the wall!!

by jomac_uk September 28, 2008

percussion

a group in the band played by the people without musical talent who usually just sit there and talk to each other the whole class. they are the assholes who get the conductor mad all the time. annoys the hell out of the trumpets who sit right in front of them.

percussion:jabber jabber jabber
trumpet:ssh! the conductor said to be quiet!
percussion:shut up! im watchin' south park on my I-pod!

by alex that guy you know May 29, 2007

Porcupine Batter

When a man's come flows down to or is rubbed into his coarse pubic hair and is licked up by his partner(s).

"I heard that girl totally licked up someone's porcupine batter."

by Fizzy Douche November 29, 2011

Percussion nigga

Any African American that plays any percussion instrument in the school band; the lowest form of life

That black kid who plays the drums is a percussion nigga.

by The Bars Major May 11, 2014

porcustache

A mustache so prickly, it wards off any semblance of closeness or affection. Wearer refuses to trim or groom to a state of less prickliness, despite requests by significant other.

I couldn't reach his lips through the porcustache.

by JerichoWalls August 16, 2011

porcupine raspberry

When a male attempts to have sex with the belly button of a female luva. Or, a bloody stomach.

"Dude, I totally took Suzie home and tried to give her a porcupine raspberry but I could only get it in a half inch!"

by ergyu May 15, 2008