porch monkey

a term used for African-American children who are always underfoot

Those porch monkeys won't get out of my way.

by Big Tom June 5, 2005

porch monkey

a rasist saying for african americans and some one who sits on their porch and starys at the nabiors

Stop calling me a porch monkey

by sapel August 10, 2007

porch monkey

Derogatory term describing the lazy illegal Mexican population in the US. These "spicks" suck millions of US tax dollars out through free health care, unemployment benefits, and have the US citizens paying $100's more in taxes to support the unregistered, unwanted Mexicans in the US (over 12 million) Porch Monkeys are Mexicans who only sit on their porch all day while the rest of the civilized world is working. Many people tell them to get up off their Mexican asses and go to work, but they are too lazy.

Juan, the porch monkey, is an illegal immigrant and has never had or job, and he doesn't pay taxes of any kind.

by Kenny LS July 16, 2007

porch monkey

"A person who sits on their porch and watches the neighbours"

*Also known as a petifile .

Look at that porch monkey taking pictures of the neighbours' children !

by DiggyDodge YO !!! May 12, 2007

porch honky

People who sit in the garage at zatch house and fire bottle rockets at the rap studio next door while drinking foties and box of win.

The porch honky should get off his ass and get a job.

by Mr. Cracka September 14, 2008

Porch Monkey

One of a very vast collection of names for a black guy(or girl :D)

those porch monkeys need to go back to africa!

by Concerned White Man November 3, 2010

Porch Sitter

Women in military housing that sit on the front porch, smoke cigarettes and talk on the phone all day while their kids run around unsupervised.

Damn! That woman across the street is a porch sitter!

by money_over_bitches December 28, 2009