pooning

The ancient druid art of entering an individual via the chocolate canal with a rod like device, also known as a poon stick. This art is thought to have died out around 654BC, but was recently revived in Putney, London on 1/1/04. Let's all twat Arthur if he ever finds that damn poonstick again.

Little Timmy was somewhat unfortunate to die from infection after just his first pooning session

by Captain Poostick January 14, 2004

POONIS

Poopy penis. a penis that gutfucked someone and has shit on it.

hahaha, u got a poonis from her, u fag!!

by Randy S. September 21, 2003

poonicorn

when someone has a poo on your forehead and it makes you look like a unicorn

yo dude, ill make you a freakin' poonicorn!

by noobies1705 May 15, 2008

poonis

The feeling of pooing in peace

by Evil Tim October 13, 2003

poonce

Asian gay guy

my brother brian is a poonce

by Andrew June 10, 2003

poonilicous

1. Handsome/uber hot
2. Musclebound/Solid
(See Parisi)

A girl would say:
That dude is poonilicous.

by Random Chick May 13, 2005

poonache

A slang term used at the work place in order to get away with sexual harassment.

Hey nigga did you see tha gu poonache?
Ilove poonache.

by dextu dick July 21, 2008