Cliff punting

When you grab hold of a baby and punt it off a cliff, just for fun.

Damn, that baby cried so loud he almost made me want to go cliff punting.

by Strong Black Man February 11, 2020

bitch posting

a lot like shit posting but when a girl does it and its only relatable to girls.

friend: oh have you seen this account that girl from our school is running?
me: ah yeah, its pretty much just bitch posting

by thatonebitch28 May 25, 2020

Ghost Panting

The act of pretending to Pant heavily (just like after sex) when you stop riding your illegal Electric Bike (for definition of illegal Electric Bike see EAPC Ghost Rider's definitions: Ghost Riding) at the traffic lights to make people and the Police think you have been propelling your EAPC legally when in fact you have been travelling at over 15.5 mph and Ghost Riding (see previous definition).

I love to do Ghost Panting which is fake Panting at the traffic lights after Ghost Riding my Electric Bike at 25 mph to make people think I have been propelling my illegal Electric Bike by the pedals.

by EAPC Ghost Rider July 11, 2020

Selective posting

When some makes a post to appeal to a certain person, or make a post to strike emotions.

Hey bro did you post that because the girls would look at your sick bod, its kind of Selective posting.

by moistcat March 23, 2021

Takei Posting

When every post you make has no purpose other than to remind everyone of how much you love sucking dick.

Americans: We can endure higher prices for food and gas if it means putting the screws to Putin. Consider it a patriotic donation in the fight for freedom over tyranny. -George Takei Posting on Twitter

The peaceful transfer of power is a thing of beauty. One moment Barack Obama is leader of the Free World. A moment later it's Angela Merkel. -George Takei Posting on Twitter

At a speech today in PA, Trump said he considers himself "a blue collar worker, in a way." Right. That's like me claiming I'm a ladies man. -George Takei Posting on Twitter

by 101atu March 12, 2022

AIDS-Pooting-Disorder

The human immunodeficiency viruses are two species of Lentivirus that infect humans. Over time, they cause acquired immunodeficiency syndrome, a condition in which progressive failure of the immune system allows life-threatening opportunistic infections and cancers to thrive.

Jack
Did you hear about derek hes a carrier for A-P-D (AIDS-Pooting-Disorder

Simeon
I KNOW RIGHT its absolutely horrifying hes only got 5 years left to live

by Aids-Pooting-Awareness-Club May 26, 2023

guillotine posting

Posting images of guillotines either in reference to information about capitalism/corporate greed/corruption sometimes in combination with "eat the rich" slogan.

Tweet: "Amazon will pay $0 in federal income taxes on $11.2 billion in profit."
Replies: *guillotine posting"

by MrBober August 22, 2023