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Pokemon

The anime: The culprit of giving Pokemon a poor reputation among the former fans of the game (the older ones, at least.) As the anime continued it got worse and worse.

The cards: I was never really into the Pokemon cards, but based on what little I knew they were quite fun at the time. I'm not sure about today, though.

The game: Many people who are either misinformed or simply un-intelligent bash the game series. However, if one actually looks at it from a purely gaming standpoint, it actually requires a lot of intelligence and thinking on your feet. The games are quite fun and entertaining, (lets face it, nearly anyone could play it for 4 hours straight no problem), and require a substantial amount of strategy and planning.
Person 1: "Pokemon sucks!"

Person 2: "I agree, for the most part"
by sodank August 14, 2010
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Pokéjob

The act of getting a blowjob while playing Pokémon on a DS or a Gameboy.
I love getting a Pokéjob from my girlfriend, she's the best!
by zackkattackk* May 1, 2010
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Pokémon Trainer

A stoned person, often 15 year olds, who throws stuff at wild animals, often rocks, while believeing that he/she are capturing creatures with Pokéballs. Sometimes the animals fight back and it becomes a "pokémon battle". During a battle the "trainer" uses his pet to harm the animal until it faints. For example, the "trainers" wolf (pet) fights a wild squirrel and beats the shit out of it until it faints then the "trainer" continues fighting harmless animals in the woods (for example).

No animals were harmed during the writing of this definition.
Person + weed = adventure in the woods with pet(s) + Pokémon trainer
Trainer + Stoned adventure + pet + wild animal = Pokémon battle
Pokémon battle + animal fainting = crime
Pokémon battle + animal dying = crime + stoned adventure in jail
by YummyKittens July 7, 2013
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Pokemon GO

A game released in mid 2016, used to trick fat nerds into exercising by offering small virtual monsters called Pokemon also used to drain your money so you can buy virtual coins!
Misha: I play Pokemon go everyday, I play Pokemon G-

Rest Of the World: SHUT UP!
by DefinitionPotatoGuy39274846264 December 22, 2016
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pokemotions

The often extreme and powerful emotions created in relation to playing and talking about the Pokemon series of games.
Goddamnit, I've never played Pokemon, stop trying to share your Pokemotions with me!
by Big Cow June 10, 2007
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Pokemon goon

A pokemon goon is someone that sits at a pokestop all day mostly with a couple of his pals. These are literally the worst kind of people and they all deserve to be dick slapped 3 times.
Kyle- look at all them nittys sitting at that pokestop.

Steve- rahh bigman ting what a bunch of pokemon goons.
by Bigmantinggg July 19, 2016
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the pokemon

The pokemon is when you are fucking a girl from behind and right before you finish you throw a tennis ball at her. After she turns around proceed to cum in her face and yell "Go (your favorite pokemons name)!"
pikachu is everyones favorite. the pokemon
by jesus is a gardener July 31, 2007
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