Plank

There are three types of planks:

A plank of wood
Jonny 2x4's best buddy (From Ed, Edd and Eddy)
or a realy dumb fuck

Choose wisely

Where's my bloody plank?
Don't say anything plank!
What a complete and utter plank!

by Diccyc April 2, 2005

plank owner

plank owner
Term given to a crewmember of the original crew of a newly commissioned ship.

Implies that a crew member was around when the ship was being built and therefore has bragging rights to the ownership of one of the deck planks in the main deck.

Avast dog fornicator, for it is I, poodle boy Rumsfeld, plank owner of the great shit lollipop, Iraq.

by Davy Jones September 26, 2005

poone plankton

sperm leftover from the most recent sexual encounter.

"smells like you gots some poone plankton"

by anna jackson July 21, 2006

Planking

The stupidest fucking act ever where you lay on your stomach with your hands at your sides and stretch your fingers and feet downward and then post a picture of it on facebook. Many people choose to do this across a building, car roof, the ground, on another person, or on an animal.

Dude, I'm not the only one that hates planking, Ray William Johnson does too!

by PLANKING~IS~STUPID July 25, 2011

Planked Out

When someone is on Planks or Xanax Bars

Man, I am planked out.

by LiLKiD 11 January 15, 2009

planks

The prescription drug Xanax

Hey you wanna buy some planks?.. 3 for 10?

by nemizis November 21, 2007

Planking

The act of laying on anything to fit in and look like a retard while your friends take pictures of you.

Guy1: What are they doing?
Guy2:Planking
Guy1: Ew the ground is so dirty I'm going to go t-bag that faggot

by dwbrown705 June 20, 2011