Captain Saggy Pants

one who looks like they shit themselves.

KALA aka captain saggy pants.

by evolu. October 20, 2009

sportscraft pants

Pants worn by portly chaps in Eastwood

Jason is wearing his sportscraft pants today!

by JALDLSP January 9, 2018

shitting your pants

Believe it or not, shitting your pants is exactly what it sounds like. It's when you shit in your pants. See also suprise shit

"Hey don, how was math class?"
"Mr. Hendricks wouldn't let me use the bathroom so I ended up shitting your pants*."
"... I can get your notes for the rest of the week."
*i wanted to put down shitting my pants, but the UD wouldn't let me

by Bet you didn't see that cummin August 28, 2017

Sponge Bob Bitter Pants

A person who is being excessively negative and/or bitter about anything and everything.

Person A: "Man, I hate going to movies. I hate going to clubs too. I just hate being with a lot of people. It's so annoying. I just hate everything."

Person B: "OK, chill out, Sponge Bob Bitter Pants."

by Jackie McNasty May 20, 2009

sticky pants

When the man glaze from your husband/boyfriend/sailor drips out of your vagina onto your panties after sex.

Ah, fuck my butt! I had sex with Whats-his-face before work and now I have sticky pants!

by OneEightSeven July 26, 2005

SUV in the pants

a gargantuan butt, more extreme than junk in the trunk

I look away when she's in the room. She's got an SUV in her pants. Each buttock is like a VW Beatle

by mandingoe June 1, 2004

No Stairway, No Pants

A tradition of CRW #45 that if Stairway To Heaven, by Led Zeppelin, is not played at the end of every dance. All AZAs will drop their pants.

Aleph 1: Looks like the DJ forgot to play Stairway.

Aleph 2: Yep time for No Stairway, No Pants.

(Zippp)

*girls screaming*
*DJ wishing he had played Stairway*

by kosherPig March 25, 2009