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plant ham

the act of dropping trou while in a vehicle and smashing your buttocks against the glass, creating a visual image not unlike that of 2 ham steaks side by side
I told my friend not to plant ham in my car and now I have two butt smears on my window.
by The Mad Flasher January 18, 2011
mugGet the plant hammug.

Plant Hoe

Plant hoes are individuals, usually women from the ages of 18-45, who impulsively buy plants (usually "rare" species of Philodendron, Anthurium, Monstera, Epipremnum, etc) that generally have uniform coloration, leaf morphology and growth patterns. This behavior usually stems from the excessive need to fit into consumerist culture, except instead of the new shiny Samsung or Apple smartphone, it's an excessive collection of relatively monotone plants that serve no purpose other than fill the vapid ego of their owner. As soon as a new obsession (usually in the form of twenty plants from Ecuagenera imports) begins, the other "rare" plants that they hoarded are neglected, and left to suffer amongst the thousands of other plants that hoard their studio apartments. Plant hoes are generally identified by these following features:

1. Soulless, insect-like eyes that light up only for certain aroid species.

2. A constantly overdrawn bank account, rampant credit card debt, or loans taken out to satiate their shopping addiction.

3. Impulsivity only stemmed from the consumerist desire for rarer plant species.

4. Call their hoarding of plants "a jungle" as a coping mechanism.

5. When asked to elaborate more on why they procured their plants, the typical response usually pertains to how everyone had it, rather than more detailed information on the plant itself.
Person 1: "Jesus, why is David buying every golden pothos he sees in the garden isle?"
Person 2: "He's a plant hoe, he needs to fill his soul with a bunch of useless plants."
by anonymous January 1, 2022
mugGet the Plant Hoemug.

Plant Jizz

The white or green liquid to come from a plant when aroused and busts a nut( the jizz). Also known as tree cum or vegetation’s nut.
Oh no I say on this bed of lettuce and got plant jizz all over me!
by Plant fucker March 3, 2021
mugGet the Plant Jizzmug.

durr plant

it's a joke making fun of the cancerous meme it self, DAMN DANIEL. it was originally made by the YouTuber called I Hate Every Thing (IHE), and he was talking shit at the damn daniel meme, so in the video he said that everything can be a meme nowdays, so he took a plant, put it in the middle of the floor, pointed at it and said DURR PLANT!
Guy 1 : Damn Guy 2 back at it again with the savage comebacks!

Guy 2 : dude anything can be a meme in 2016, btw DURR PLANT!
by Bubblett July 17, 2016
mugGet the durr plantmug.

hash plant

A very potent strain of marijuana, closely gaurded by Philadelphia Hippie Maffia.
boy must be highly guaurded rastafari to harvest our mighty hash plant.
by BubbleHashBill January 11, 2008
mugGet the hash plantmug.

Plant the seed

When a women does oral and the guy before cumming sticks his dick in her ass and cums violently
Man i did the plant the seed in Mira last night she violently came
by KINGOFNOTHIN March 16, 2020
mugGet the Plant the seedmug.

industry plant

successful new artist who got people mad because their label and management is doing a good job
"have you heard of olivia rodrigo?"
"yeah, she's an industry plant"
by rihslayed January 13, 2021
mugGet the industry plantmug.

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