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Totino's Pizza

Along with jack in the box and hot pockets, one of the top three foods of a Techie. Cheap, somewhat good tasting, and sold by the shit-ton
Techie 1: Hey man its gettin late. We gonna pull an all nighter on this?
Techie 2: Guess so man. Go to the store and get some Nos, ill start the Totino's pizzas and we'll get this shit done
by take a chance babe August 21, 2010
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Pizza Shit

-The type of explosive diarrhea you have after eating too much pizza and chasing it with Diet Dr. Pepper. Usually followed by a stinging sensation and then spontaneous anal combustion. Known widely to clog toilets within 30 seconds, usually requires 5-6 flushes and several rolls of TP.
-A common misunderstanding of the use of the phrase "piece-of-shit"
Dude 1: Man, I wouldn't go in there if I were you!
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude1 : It smells like a piece-of-shit!
Dude 2: A pizza shit?! Fuck man, I told you not to eat that second jumbo meat-lover's with marshmallows!
by DaBigPizzaShit April 19, 2009
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chest pizza

A chest pizza is that pool of drunken puke that occurs when you throw up on your own chest.
I wouldn't go in there, Calvin is making chest pizza.
by Big Hugh Jardon May 25, 2009
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Showbiz Pizza

Showbiz Pizza was a restaurant chain in the early 80s to late 90s. The pizza parlors were known for their animatronic rock band, the Rock Afire Explosion. While on the verge of bankruptcy they bought the Chuck E. Cheese’s Pizza Time Theatre and in a process known as Concept Unification they converted every Showbiz Pizza to Chuck E Cheese’s.
Dude: Hey man, remember Showbiz Pizza?
Man: Yeah dude, wish it was still around.
by Alex Lake Shire January 5, 2020
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Pizza Cum

The flavour of one's cum after over-consumption of pizza. Comes with variety of flavours depending on the toppings on said pizza.
James eats so much pizza, when he gets a blowjob, the giver always tastes the flavour of "pizza cum" when he blows his load in them making them swallow because it was that delicious.
by DrArmageddon August 11, 2017
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Pity Pizza

A meal served by employers to employees, as a way to "compensate" them for being underpaid, overworked, and for lack of raises/bonuses and/or meal breaks. Its commonly served during long, hectic working hours when the employer makes it clear that there is not enough staff/time to take a break to eat said pizza, and is usually consumed by other staff who historically under perform and take several long breaks throughout the day that are not warranted. The employees that are dying of hunger and thirst are allowed to smell the Pity Pizza, but rarely are given time to consume it; however they are expected to be grateful for the grand gesture of Pity Pizza
Emily: "Hey Susan! I've walked 4 miles in this office today running around, l haven't been able to pee or refill my water bottle and I've been here since 4am... don't you think we deserve a raise?"

Susan: "No Emily, our boss bought us Pity Pizza again instead of providing us with well deserved raises and bonuses....but we don't really have time to actually stop and eat it"
by Netty-Lou-Who September 19, 2023
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Pizza Juissi

A pizza with all the best toppings that only exists in dreams but saying the word in real life is just as good, if not better, than actually eating the pizza.
I woke up shouting pizza juissi and I liked it so much better than any pizza I've ever tasted!

Last night I had some dank ass pizza juissi!
by tihmn August 1, 2020
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