blue-pillya

A threat of using Viagra on a woman if she doesn't do what you want

You better get in the kitchen and cook my dinner or I will blue-pillya tonight.

Oh yeah, wait till we get home tonight I am going to blue-pillya.

by LooneyLarry April 11, 2010

self-pity

Infants have self-pity. You could say having self-pity is you reverting back to your childhood. Worrying about things that don't even matter in the long run, you allow yourself to be overcome, and others to walk over you in whatever way they wish. Self-pity can be imagined too, it doesn't have to be real. Whatever, you never allow yourself to live.

It can lead to an inferiority complex.

Don't you ever want to have any fun? Self-pity's got to go!

by IcyHaku June 14, 2006

pity laugh

a half assed chuckle towards someone who thinks they have said something funny.but really they have not.it is not funny at all and you feel obligated to laugh so the moment isnt awkward.pity laughs are out of the ordinary short soft laughs.the one giving the pity laugh might say that was funny at the end instead of giving you a real laugh.

ichabode-hey dude your moms a saint! saint bernarde!

gary-ha that was funny.(uhhg i hate giving these pity laughs)

ichabode-what was that dude?

gary-ohh nothing

by thouartowned January 25, 2010

pitty pinch

When your friend secretly pinches your ass to make you feel better.

Sara is in a bar and feeling like a dog and marcy comes over secretly pitty pinches her ass.

Sara: "I just got my ass pinched feelin sexy now"

Marcy: giggles and keeps the pinch to herself

by darrrrr May 28, 2007

pity like

When you like someone's status/picture on FaceBook because they're 1) trying too hard, 2) desperate for attention, or 3) just weird and you want to be the one they save when they come to school with a sawed off shotgun.

Person 1: Dude, did you see Kayla's status she posted last night?

Person 2: Yeah, it was so dumb I had to give it a pity like.

by badassbeebs October 6, 2011

pity dick

When a guy feels bad for you and offers sex to comfort you

My friend was feeling sad so them some pity dick to cheer them up .

by Randomly Freaky or Geeky March 24, 2015

Hilty Pilty

an expression often used to describe something as being great. Often used with "muthafucka"

1. This is just hilty pilty muthafucka!
2. This brautwurst is hilty pilty!

by JaredTheWizard November 21, 2007