short pitch bitch

a bitch who prefers men with small genatalia

Dude 1: I can't believe Jenna is dating Joseph
Dude 2: Yeah, it's cause I heard she's a short pitch bitch

by Mr. Dumber November 17, 2022

Pitching

Pitching is like shooting if you’re pitching at somebody you’re shooting at somebody or just pitching you’re shooting it comes from the baseball term throwing a pitch

Friend 1: We was pitching at the opps
Friend 2: I wish we came

by CamSoBlack February 22, 2025

Beavered pitch

1. Unfiltered rage fueled by the inability to distinguish between fact and fiction.

2. An argument that has been perverted by group think.

3. A demand for assimilation of an idea(s) built on the foundation of poor critical thinking skills.

That feminist put herself in quite the beavered pitch. Oh sorry, "itself".

Super ma'am was a fiasco! Yeah I know, no way a beavered pitch like that would happen in my store!
The beavered pitch over the MAGA hat is the real threat to humanity, not carbon emissions. God I want off this planet.

by Qoven_Marinade February 9, 2019

Pitching the tent

When someone gets a boner and it causes their pants to perk up in a tent like shape

I couldn’t come up in front of the class because I was accidentally pitching the tent

by Fusion_Hf April 17, 2019

Pitching A tent

Pretty much a boner

He was pitching a tent when he saw her in that bikini

by Dicksuckinghoe September 19, 2018

American hit-or-pitch

A sport very similar to baseball. American hit-or-pitch borrowed the concept of offensive only and defensive only players from football, but limited the switch to only one position.

The offensive only player is called the "Designated Hitter." Generally the pitcher is the defensive only player (hence the name hit-or-pitch.

The professional American hit-or-pitch league is called the American League.

Managers don't pinch hit as frequently in American hit-or-pitch as they do in baseball.

by KramerKnowsEverything June 29, 2014

Pitch me some balls

It's a term that is used mainly by softball girls as a funny way to say they want you to put your balls in their mouth

Hey babe maybe you can pitch me some balls after practice

by Ballplaya10 September 18, 2022