mystery piss

The act of urinating in complete darkness while in a bathroom, attempting to locate the toilet or disregarding it completely.

The next time your in the mall, picking up your dad from jail, or at loved one's home enter the bathroom and shut off the lights. Unzip and let it go. That's a mystery piss! You did it!

I took a mystery piss in the RCC bathroom today. The janitor is gonna be so pissed!

by PISSFACELARRY April 24, 2011

pisces pussy

Pisces Pussy Is The Best It's So Wet An Fat An It's Just So Good Like Pisces Know How To Keep There Self Together

Kyler Is A Pisces An Her Pussy Is Soo Good! Pisces Pussy Is Good An Wet

by Chocolate Sex❤️ May 14, 2017

are you takin the piss

originating in the UK, it means "are you kidding"

"hey there is werewolves out there"
"are you takin the piss?"

by mike romero January 24, 2005

piss in the wind

Doing something that is a complete waste of effort and time for which you can expect no results and may even backfire on you.

Telling the president that invading other countries is unpopular with many voters is like pissing in the wind.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

Piesexual

If you give a person pie they will get sexual

Sam-Cas, Dean is Piesexual

Cas-*lightbulb goes off*
Cas-*gets pie*
Cas-Dean I got you pie
Dean-Bed. Now.

by Dean goddamn winchester March 14, 2015

Piss In My Ass

An expression of great displeasure upon an upsetting circumstance

Dan: Hey Rob, I think your fly is undone

Rob: Oh piss, piss in my ass

by Dan H LZHS February 18, 2008

Elephant piss

An epic piss resulting from supersizing that coke at the theaters.

Duuuude, that was waaaay too much Vault. I gotta go take and elephant piss.

by Kratos3 August 21, 2009