piano

1. a percussion instrument which consists of keys that hammer onto the internatl string to produce a sound. The keys are usually balck and white.

2. an instument i compose on and make music.

1. Rachmaninov is probably the greatest pianist ever.

2. I have fun performing on the piano for others.

by andreacky772 August 29, 2004

dusty pigeon

The dusty pigeon is a ridiculous sex act much like the pirate or the pink sock, but I think it's a bit more practical. It must be done by the man, to the woman...or another man i guess, if you're into that. It begins with something sticky. Something like syrup must be poured all over the woman's body (it will all come together later). Now continue with whatever acts you wish to perform upon each other until a point when you decide to move to the next step..this should be when you're close to jizzing. It includes absolutely BUSTING a goose down pillow across the woman's face, and emptying the contents all over the rest of her body. While she's disorientated, finish up and make sure you drop your batch in both her armpits. Now when she gets up, she'll be covered in feathers and flapping her 'wings' (much like the 2nd step of the chicken dance) trying to rid herself of the inconvenience you've placed upon her. You should have a good laugh while she sqwauks around the room.

I heard that Kara loooves the dusty pigeon..not only does she put up with it, she requests it by name.

by wisconsinlove December 25, 2007

Pigeon Skills

To be able to spin yeast based carbohydrates upon mouth or beak, similar to a pigeon. Also used in reference to someone lying through their teeth in a well-conceived manner.

Guy 1- Fuck, did you just see that Blackbird in your garden?

Guy 2-Pigeon skills!
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Man 1- I never stole your idea for this story lad, you know you can count on me.

Man 2- Bollocks. It's got Pigeon Skills written all over it.

by SummerOnions April 22, 2009

Piano Toes

A person with abnormally long toes.

Person1: Dude...your toes are longer than my fingers.
Person2: They are not
Person1: Dude...you have piano toes

by $e9a March 2, 2010

BALD BREASTED PIGEON

BY GRABBING THE LOWEST SAGGING PORTION OF HIS SCROTUM AND PULLING HIS SACK UP OVER HIS PENIS AND COVERING IT COMPLETELY WITH SCROTUM SKIN, HE CREATES A BALD-BREASTED-PIGEON-LIKE FORMATION.

Hey, Charley...is that a flesh colored belt buckle or are you doing the bald breasted pigeon?

by doogleberg July 9, 2009

Pigeonholing

The act of poking a female's butthole with your nose while eating her out from behind.

"Tom is great at oral, but it was kinda weird when he was pigeonholing me."

by jdubs312 November 11, 2014

pigeonrat

a pigeon sown to a rat to make an unholy pigeon rat combination

halloween special number 6 on the simpsons

by Noah May 18, 2003