Skip to main content

Apple Picking Weekend

A bad weekend of NFL football when there are no good matchups or fun games to gamble on.
There are no good games this weekend. Perfect time to appease the wife and kids for an apple picking weekend or go to the pumpkin patch.
by Bill Simmons Spoiled Son October 13, 2020
mugGet the Apple Picking Weekend mug.

Old Pickerin' Witch

Basically, an old pickerin' witch is an old woman who could aptly be called a haint because she is always making phone calls--usually to government agencies--to complain about people, neighbors, this, that, and the other. Sometimes at first, she will pretend to be nice to obtain secrets from people only to plot to use them for future complaints. She does this because it makes her feel that she is important or has power when she really doesn't. People usually get wise to her and quit communicating with her or dealing with her at all.
Somebody new in the neighborhood says, "I talked to that woman next door." Then they are told, "Don't mess with her because she likes to get people in trouble even when nothing wrong is happening. Yeah, she is an old pickerin' witch."
by the truth teller 2 December 30, 2020
mugGet the Old Pickerin' Witch mug.

Plum Picking

Sexual act; The act of wetting one's thumb and inserting it into their partners anus, followed by rapidly pulling their thumb back out and saying the phrase "What a good boy(girl) am I".
The wife likes to role play, so I said I'd be Jack Horner and she could be the Christmas pie. That night I went Plum Picking.
by PP Chartreuse March 11, 2021
mugGet the Plum Picking mug.

Nigger picking

It’s when you don’t have a weed grinder and have to resort to finger picking your weed aka Nigger Picking. The reason it’s called nigger picking is because you pick weed the same way you pick cotton.
Damnn bro, I forgot to bring my grinder. I guess imma have start Nigger picking.
by Spenistheweenis September 9, 2022
mugGet the Nigger picking mug.

chicken picking

The movements one makes whilst searching the place for lost or dropped crack cocaine.

Replicating actions similar to a chicken pecking corn.
By Christ Wayne is chicken picking on the floor again guys, it’s not crack in his pipe it’s breadcrumbs the chicken picking twat.
by Transition79 January 1, 2023
mugGet the chicken picking mug.

Cherry Picking

Cherry Picking, is the act of going out of your way to make something look bad.

It involves highlighting isolated instances or minor details to create a skewed or misleading impression about something, typically to make it appear worse than it actually is.

In essence, cherry picking involves taking a small part of a larger picture and using it out of context to support a negative or biased view, which can be misleading and unfair. It's important to consider all relevant information and context when forming an opinion or making an argument to avoid falling into the trap of cherry picking.
John: Bro GTA IV is not even realistic, Niko eats a whole burger in one bite
Evan: Are you serious right now. thats cherry picking at its finest.
by Justabloke83 September 8, 2023
mugGet the Cherry Picking mug.

Cotton Picking

Sticking your penis in a fat girls belly button. To clean a girls belly button with your penis.
John was blind and mistakenly fucked fat Jenny in the belly button instead of her pussie. She loves cotton picking.

Savio fucked Juanita in her belly pussie. He exclaimed, "Puta, Im cotton picking!"
by mrkansas July 9, 2011
mugGet the Cotton Picking mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email