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pennsylvania dutch meatloaf

A sexual act in which you place ketchup on the head of your dick and proceed to fuck a woman in the ass while she is turtle heading.
Yo bro, I totally gave that slut the pennsylvania dutch meatloaf last night!
by dan majerle's pubes January 1, 2009
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When one goes to a club , and precedes to shit himself , then follows to grind up on everyone on the dance floor until the entire club wreaks of shit.
"Hey Bill how about we go give the club some Pennsylvania Bread Pudding"
by Arathor February 23, 2008
mugGet the Pennsylvania Bread Puddingmug.

Pennsylvania gas station

The act of inserting one's own penis into the anus, then proceeding to urinate until the intestines fill or bladder empties.
Guy #1: I'm from Jersey, I've never pumped my own...
Guy #2: Don't worry, I'll show you how to use a Pennsylvania gas station.
by fuckkko January 15, 2011
mugGet the Pennsylvania gas stationmug.

Pennsylvania Hot-Pocket

A Pennsylvania Hot-Pocket is the result of fucking a guy's boy-hole with a large knobby pickle and his dick until he has a cumgasm and makes pickle relish which the fuckee has to eat on crackers.
Aww man - Matt gave me a Pennsylvania Hot-Pocket and made me eat all the relish!
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
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Pennsylvania piss missile

When you urinate a kidney stone directly into your lover anus during the act of a piss Emema.
Me and old lady were weird and I gave her the old Pennsylvania piss missile and all the worlds problems disappeared.
by Cuckmeat9000 August 9, 2021
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Pennsylvania Roadside Oyster

When you’re in Pennsylvania doing the secks in a car along the road, and the man cums and then the womanly quickly jumps up, to the man’s surprise, plops her vagina over his mouth- and births the cumwad into his mouth- this is the way a Pennsylvania roadside oyster is born!
The Lot Lizard is giving away Pennsylvania Roadside Oysters to truck drivers for $20 a pop 🦪.
by AmberleeGray July 6, 2022
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pennsylvania pipe cleaner

the act of pouring rubbing alcohol down your own or someone else’s urethra
That guy was too freaky for me. He tried to get me to give him a pennsylvania pipe cleaner on the first date.
by G M0NEY January 16, 2022
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