penal girth

the amount of weights or tomatoes you can sustain strapped to your penis giving you a good idea of your girth

my girth is immense i can take 20 g on it

or

my girth is awesome i can sustain 20 cherry toms

by benji haynes June 5, 2005

Willy Mo Pena

Willy Mo Pena is the most awesomenest player of baseball ever. He is from the country of Korea and he plays CF for the BoSox of Boston, Mass.

Willy Mo Pena is f*cking sweet dewd. I'm so glad that the Red Sox traded Bronson Arroyo to get him. Wicked broseph.

by Awesome Charles May 19, 2006

penalise

Imposing a penalty for penis envy

For both pro penis and sans penis good performance must be achieved with apparent ease, because penile habits are often regarded with suspicion and are often known to penalise.

by Hercolena Oliver January 20, 2010

Penal object

Any object regarding or related to the penis. Often inserted into various corals or used to excrete sperm or excretorial fluids.

Jeff wrapped his penal object in a candy bar wrapper because he lost his condoms and inserted the object into the woman's vaginal corals.

by coralman June 11, 2010

Penaldo or Pessi

Typically used with 14 year old or younger kids who are comparing Ronaldo and Messi on a goat debate but add a p because they think they only score penalty's.

Bro who do you think the goat is Penaldo or Pessi.

by MN27 February 16, 2023

Reverberating Penal Pumper

A Reverberating Penal Pumper is a person who with no dought is the dumbest and has the smallest penis then anyone that you may know. They are annoying and most of the time only talk about guys so most likely gay. And or listens to Rap Music. Simptoms may include...

Faggoty remarks like, "NO GUYS!" or, "SUCK MY PRETTY LITTLE DICK!" and "SHUT UP! I'M GONNA GO LOOK UP PORN!"

Repeating quotes from movies, Video games, Lame song lyrics, or Television...
"SCREW YOU GUYS I'M GOING HOME." or, "FoRizzle My BiDizzle my Shizzle!" and, "YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK, GOODBYE!" but of course, "LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER!"

Troy: Hey Ryan, you know you're a faggot, right?
Ryan: Suck my pretty little Dick!
Troy: HaHaHaHa...You're nothing but a Reverberating Penal Pumper!
Ryan: Shut Up! I'm gonna go look up porn!

by Troy Forster July 2, 2008

penal sex

when a penis enters a vagina

yesterday i had penal sex with my boyfriend in the pub after, my vagina hurt
we had sex

by romance girl January 13, 2009