penis

My big lump of meaty muscle which my boyfrield constantly wants down his throat. Or up his ass.

My boyfriend really loves to suck my penis, and I love to suck his. Feels really good. It's like a Mars bar for people on a diet.

by HomoUK July 5, 2003

Peni

Penis in he plural form. PEE-NYE.

The woman sucked 4 Peni

by PEENYE May 22, 2008

Penis

What immature six-year-olds look up on the internet

Your mommy will not be proud

"Penis" is a very bad word

by Name removed by the NSA November 15, 2013

penis

1 A hopfully long organ that males posses

2 The body part that becomes hard and then put into a woman's vagina

"He unwrapped the towel so she could see his penis"

"She begged for more as he pumped his 14 inch penis in and out of her"

"Did you see Dave's penis? It's so long!"

by Mr Hung September 21, 2006

penis

Long hard pleasure stick!

I love when penis is in my vagina.

by itsdanielle ohno April 13, 2006

penis

the muscle in between a males leg that enlarges with stimulated by women....or if your gay..by men, but lets not get into that. when with a woman, you drive it into her vagina bringing it back and forth...

1) Man, I drilled your mom with my abnormally ginormous penis.
2) My penis is growing...but I don't see any women!

by gidgaon July 15, 2006

Penis

A penis is basically a coin. You insert it into the vending machine, which is also known as, a vagina, and it dispenses babies.

Billy stuck his penis in Jill's vagina.

Joanne stuck her penis in Willies vagina.

by SwaggerFacee October 26, 2014