Penile

The denile of one's penis size (usually being bigger than it actually is).

John bought magnum condoms because he was in penile.

by Big Dick123456 July 5, 2018

penile super soaker

its when your dick shoots out a steady stream of semen

i gave a girl a penile super soaker and got her pregnant

by darky slayer69 January 11, 2019

Penile picture

When you're about to nut and pull your dick out and draw your favorite picture

This art is amazing. Did you say the origin was penile picture style?

by Negroratory mammal July 4, 2019

Penile depression

You can't get hard enuff to fuck and makes me want to die

Man my penile depression is really hitting me hard and I don't mean literally.

by The most awesome April 18, 2019

Penile

Used to describe an object with structural resemblance to that of a human male's penis. This can connect to sex toys or anything long and skinny, about an inch in diameter.

Anthony: We have a collection of a bunch of... penile things that you guys have sent us in the mail, so Ian's gonna go see if we have any of those, and then we'll just pixelate it in the video, I guess.

-"FUN WITH CONDOMS (BTS)," Smosh

by Buttered Quayle August 14, 2019

Penile Purgatory

That point of waiting after round one for your penile facilities to return for round two.

Hold on a minute. I’m in penile purgatory!

by Dickolas Cage November 9, 2019

pepilepsy

A nervous muscle-twitching disorder from elevated caffeine-intake.

If ya can get pepilepsy from consuming too many sodas, what would da revved-up condition be from drinking excessive "red, white. and blue" beverage be called... "Pepilepsi"?

by QuacksO February 11, 2020