parallel liking

On Facebook, when one person's comment is liked by another person, whose responding comment is then liked by the original commenter.

Can be used for many reasons, the most common being:
1. Self-absorption
2. Eagerness to appear as though one has a private joke with someone else
3. Desire to publicly proclaim the good standing of a relationship to the world (whether true or false).

Vanessa: Wow, I can't believe Brit-brit and Jen-jen are so self-absorbed that they keep parallel liking everything!

Angie: Yeah, especially since they had that big fight yesterday...everyone knows they don't really get along anymore.

by korotoumou February 21, 2011

Adult Parallel Play

When a bunch of people are sitting in a cafe interacting with their laptops or phones rather than with each other.

Isn't it fascinating how so many people engage in adult parallel play in cafes and then complain about how lonely they are?

by BK8675309 March 7, 2014

Paralazyed

A state of being paralyzed by your own laziness.

Body won't move..can't seem to get out of bed..oh no..must be paralazyed...

by Omcon November 1, 2011

parallel parking

When two men lay their penses on top of one another and stroke them at the same time.

Wow, that parallel parking job last night really hit the spot.

by Gusty_Aeroplane August 25, 2019

parallel parking

sexual intercourse

June was in a bad mood: she wanted some parallel parking with Alec, but he had a headache.

by Dunky Oggins November 9, 2003

Paralyzed Pigeon

A pigeon that resembles a penis but is paralyzed from the testicles up

Man that guy last night had a Penis like a (Paralyzed Pigeon)

by Atomic Butthole August 2, 2011

paraless

the devolution of paramore after the farro bros left the band

person 1 :hey have you heard of paramore's new album
person 2 : you mean paraless?

by andiaziz December 4, 2012