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Slimey Peter Parker( Spiderman )

The act of Jizzing on your partners face, in the shape of a spiderweb.
Michelle loved the Slimey Peter Parker( Spiderman ) I gave last night!
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parker

a lady's man/ sexy beast, who can get any chick he wants. i wish he would go after me but he won't and his dick is huge
i saw parker last night with 20 chicks
by jmoser December 22, 2008
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Sarah Jessica Parker

1. A transvestite moose looking celebrity who needs to take acting lesson and is hated by most people mostly the south park writing staff.
1. I saw Sarah Jessica Parker in Have You Heard About the Morgans, she needs to learn how to act.
2. Wow look at that moose shot it ow crap that was Sarah Jessica Parker.
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Parker - Hulme Murder Case

In 1954 Honora Parker was murdered by her daughter Pauline Parker, then aged 16, and Pauline’s friend and probable lover, Juliet Hulme, aged 15.

The two girls killed Honora because Juliet and her father were leaving shortly for South Africa. Pauline wanted to travel there, too, but her mother forbade it.

The girls beat Mrs. Parker on the head with a half brick concealed in a stocking, and when the body was found they claimed that the woman had 'slipped and fell', though this was not in accordance with the forty-five wounds on the woman's head. The bloody stocking with the brick in it was found nearby.
The Parker - Hulme Murder Case was very odd.
by Tiffany < 3 February 24, 2006
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Sue Palmer's Bush

a gargantuan pussy.
often large enough to fit, easily, an obese American child (or thelve).
typically rimmed with coarse baboon hair and emits a distinct odour not too different from that of wet elephant shit.

renowned for its impressive ability to produce earth trembling queefs, a queef from Sue Palmer's Bush is rumored to be able to topple over small buildings.

it is ridiculously large.
also on display in the Botanical Gardens in Montreal, Canada.
- Bitch, yo mamma's so loose that its bigger than Sue Palmer's Bush!

- Hey what's that cave over there with all that dark shit all around it?
Dat ain't no cave, it's Sue Palmer's Bush!
by Jeremy Palmer May 5, 2008
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Parker

Parker's are so sweet! With a unique name like Parker there is no way he can go unnoticed. Usually brown flippy hair with brown eyes. He's passionate and respectful. Parker's are shy but give him a chance and once he's comfortable you won't be able to leave his side. He will always make you laugh and smile, don't miss an opportunity with a Parker.
Girl 1: I think I like this guy, he's so cute, hilarious and yet respectful.
Girl 2: oh he must be a Parker
Girl 1: OMG how did you know ?!?
by Shanelle3452 March 17, 2013
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Sarah Jessica Parker

An ugly ass actress whos face resembles a horse.
Man 1: Hey look! There's a horse walking on the sidewalk!

Man 2: No dude, I think that's Sarah Jessica Parker...

Man 1: OH, I can't tell the difference.
by Awkward Panda July 11, 2011
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