triple parked

One who has not just two, but three drinks on the go at once. Most likely due to the fact they can't handle their drink and should just go home.

Peter is now TRIPLE parked. Someone get this guy out of here..

by OhWowAreYouSerious November 17, 2016

six packed

A chik who has sex with six guys all at once.

One penis is in her left hand, one penis in her right hand, one penis in her mouth, one penis in between her tits (big tits are REQUIRED for this), one penis up her ass, and the last penis in her "....." (if you can't guess where you're real-E STUPID!!!).

Each guy then takes his turn in each of the six different positions, so each of the six guys MUST be able to achieve six erections.

Condoms are a MUST for 2 of the 6 positions DUH !!!

Sorry NO pictures -- so you'll have to use your imagination.

Last night was so awesome me and five buds six packed this super hot chik.

by Buster_Hymen October 23, 2004

Hard Parked

Getting hard while parking.

That guy in the miata is so hard parked right now!

by Rick Flavor November 2, 2012

Parked

To be kept waiting for a long period of time.

I was parked at the dentist for almost 3 hours before they even attended me.

by MikeSpace November 13, 2007

packed a mac

To b a "G" or gangsta and carry around firearms in yo hood to shoot people with. Bringing heat.

When Ludacris don't get his drugs he will attack his dealer with a 9mm therefore he packed a mac.

by Xzile ya heard April 19, 2007

Pakked

A term used by some people to describe being shagged by an Asian.

Hey - there's Shazza, I hear she got pakked on Saturday night behind the bus station.

by SlimRick September 27, 2008

Packed Lunch

variation of the warm lunch. After laying someone out on the floor and laying cling film over thier mouths. You deficate into the cling film and then fuck thier face until the cling film breaks. The variaton is to then tape thier mouths shut!

he gave her a packed lunch

by uprightuk August 24, 2010