pwned by life

When one is truly dealt a bad hand by nature. Used to describe one who is so horribly hopeless and worse off than anyone else, they have truly been pwned by life.

"Man, Travis' dad just got diagnosed with cancer."
"Right after that black kid stole his bike, and fucked his girl?"
"Yeah dude."
"Oh man, pwned by life."

by DickDanger December 6, 2007

pwned like a pony

The ultimate disgrace to another person

Dude you got pwned like a pony in cs last night.

by xiphias March 2, 2005

pwned in the a

-to be ass-raped
(refered to in dominating someone)
-can be literal or just a saying

-Oh! he pwned u in the a!
-if person A killed person B in bball then person B got pwned in the a

by neg boy March 12, 2005

pwned cake

1. Much like pwned but a whole cake of pwnage.
2. A term used to to declare one's superior skills. Most widely used on the internet.
3. When pwned simply isn't enough.

you want a slice of some pwned cake?

by Gullible December 4, 2003

pwned in the face

any type of total domination to the face

headshot
melee
cum blasted
punched
kicked
etc
(PWNED IN THE FACE)

by MaraDank December 23, 2009

pwned in da faise

An extremely high level of pwnage, also known as pwnership. When someone is pwned and you want to rub it in, so you say HAHAHA pwned in da faise!

n00b: WTF!? I died 10 times already!??!

Me: HAHAHAHA pwned in da faise!

by Bob882 December 18, 2004

pwned your ass

an expression used to describe beating someone really badly at a wide rage of activities

I just pwned your ass at stratego

by boofmoof June 29, 2011