Promise Keeper

A man of the homosexual persuasion.

Origin: Homosexual males are generally more sensitive than heterosexual males. As opposed to heterosexual males, dicksmoking faggots will quite often keep their promises, thus the name Promise Keeper.

Look at those two guys over there chowing each others cable (see:chowing cable) and being sensitive, what a couple of Promise Keepers.

by Bukkake Gargler December 13, 2004

ironic promise ring

This is the ordinary "promise" ring: worn by an unmarried teen girl to signify that she will abstain from sex until married. In this case, the ironic promise ring is worn by a girl either as a cover-up for sexual activities, or in the pure ironic sense. In either case, she's doing it!

Sharon and Bill were fucking like bunnies; but she masked that fact by wearing her ironic promise ring.

by Bakku-Shan December 26, 2010

Party Promise

A hook up at a party that is predetermined and everyone at the party knows it will happen

WOW, he really got with her, shes fuckin slammin

Yeah man, whatever, it was a drunk party promise

by A.West April 23, 2005

Promise

A word one says to another, usually used when two people are referring to something homosexual. Most of the time "Promise" is used in a joking matter, unless your friend is a faggot.

Mike: Joe, Can I lick your asshole?
Joe: Promise?
Mike. Chia scott.

by Jailbait November 13, 2007

white promise

Type of lie meant for a large audience to get elected and sound trustworthy.

All political agendas have white promises behind them.
we will lower your taxes is the biggest white promise for every elected official.

by fear is only an illusion April 27, 2015

Pinky Promise

A promise where they vow to complete a task within the day that they promised.

He kissed me today because of a pinky promise made in the morning.

by Thomas Jenkins September 8, 2018

Party Promise

background - a party
definition - we are not enjoying ourselves

pre-party - ah, this ( the
party ) looks promising, i
think i'll attend . . . .

" this party looked promising, but we are
not enjoying ourselves - it was
obviously not a promise - it must have
been a PARTY PROMISE - . . . . THE
WINE FLOWED MIRTHLESS AND MERRYWISE . .
. . "

by washed April 23, 2005