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aim profile

What teenage girls (11-16) and teenage guys (11-17) use to show their lifeless immaturity, and to show how big of a loser they really are. They use aim profiles, or aol profiles to do so.
-They usualy fill it with the latest rock lyrics, which tpyicaly have nothing to do with anything in their life.. They will also put quotes which no one besdies two or three people will understand, becuase it's that retarded.
-Girls (typicaly teeny boppers) will add bright colors and use bold/strikethrough to make it look "cool". Guys will try to look hardcore by making it small black font. Which does the exact opposite.
-Typicaly people who have enough time to do this and change their profile every few hours usualy have no significant spouse, and the ones that do, usualy are the same exact way. More then likely they are not active, and sit on their butts all day gaining weight, while hanging around on aim/myspace.
These are things you might find in a typical aim profile ...

"But you always find a way to keep me right here waiting
You always find the words to say to keep me right here waiting"

Or you will usualy find some idiotic quote...

" Cindy: Lmao wtf you are so funny
Brittany: heh hah wtf I know

^that's so typical of cindy! :) "
by Franky 3. June 25, 2006
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japanese profiteroles

this is when the mans lover spreads nutella chocolate spread onto his bollocks and then licks it off!
"I do love good japanese profiteroles" - jesus
by twinki3boi17 April 23, 2009
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profile arm

This is a chronic condition similar to carple tunnel syndrome where taking too many personal profile pictures in front of the mirror creates nerve damage in the out stretched arm where the camera is.

Also, can be used to describe the stump of an arm left after a photo was or wasn't croped when people take their own profile pic in the mirror.
Sam didn't know that he was going to get profile arm from taking only 50 pics for his social website profile, but his dead arm and the wait in the emergency room convinced him otherwise.

Tina should have croped her pic further because you can still see her profile arm in the photo.
by ChrisDoc November 8, 2009
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technological profiling

1. the inclusion of technological characteristics in determining whether a person is considered likely to posses certain "predictable" qualities and/or likely to act or behave in "predictable" manners.

2. the practice of substituting gadgetry and use thereof for evidence as grounds for social status.

3. general geek/nerd stigma.
Girl: "Look at Richy Rich, iPhone and a Kindle. Don't they cost like $500?"

Other Girl: "Something like that, at least we have friends and get out." *Laugh*

My head: "Bitch please, my buddy just left, we are in a Starbucks, and I'm not the one with the hooker heels and Louis Vuitton purse. This is technological profiling!"
by mikkob May 27, 2009
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Anime Profile Picture

Probably a pedofile, racist, sexiest , alt righter, incel,
Sane person: hentai is still pedofila because it depicts drawings of children having sex

Anime profile picture : nO ItS NaWt

Sane person: it's always those god damn Anime profile pictures
by Atheistsarelyingtothemselvs November 13, 2020
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prosit

"Cheers! " in German. See kampai, l'chaim.
Prosit, exclaimed Hans, as he downed 6 ounces of Jagermeister and fell to the floor with a thud.
by Cornholio October 19, 2003
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birthday profile picture

The picture that you change your profile picture to on a social network for your birthday. This is usually done the day before your birthday because it will be seen by more people than normal as they wish you a generic "happy birthday."
Friend: Come on, we're going to be late!

FB User: Almost done! I just need to change my picture to my birthday profile picture so that people think I'm fun and popular when they wish me a happy birthday!
by damnteenager108 January 2, 2012
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