Porcelain Sock

A Sock that has become hard from years of adolescence semen being jerked off into it! It appears hard like Porcelain.

My parents found my Porcelain sock under my bed. Now we have to have the talk.

by Nissanqueef January 4, 2020

porcelain baptism

When you accidentally drop your phone in the toilet.

"Hey man, I was going to call you but then I went and gave my phone the porcelain baptism."

by OctopiWallStreet July 30, 2017

porcelain rust

Fecal residue left on the inside of the toilet, either above or under the water, for more than 3 days.

Dude, someone totally butt scuffed the toilet here.

Naw, dude, thats porcelain rust.

by Notorious B I Scuffer February 15, 2010

porcelain rabbit

A word used in the risk of rain 2 community to describe ideas that are badly thought out/ dont work well for the game. this term was created after a terrible idea using the word as its name.

nah that's a porcelain rabbit though

by Distilled Dreams August 10, 2024

porcelain blowjob

When you stick your dick in a toilet and flush.

I got the most amazing porcelain blowjob last night.

by El_chopo May 14, 2021

porcelain challenge

a tiktok trend to grind up antique china (usually your parents china) and then snorting the powder that it was turned in to

“man have you heard of the porcelain challenge?”

“yea my mom was so made when i snorted her china haha”

by thatgenzer October 3, 2022

Porcelain Seeker

Another phrase for an asshole, brown eye, poop chute, taint hole, butthole, anus, bead holder, etc.

How's your porcelain seeker feeling after those carolina reapers Jimmy?

by Suhycide January 25, 2019