Skip to main content

porcelain helmet

When a guy has a morning wood, sits to take a shit and the tip of him penis touches the edge of a toilet.
by Mctip July 10, 2016
mugGet the porcelain helmet mug.

Porcelain Skipper

The act of Porcelain Skipper is completed when one person is on their hands and knees, head hanging over a toilet while vomiting. The second person then enters the first person from behind while the first person remains in the kneeling position. The Porcelain Skipper is commonly performed after consumption of alcohol.
The old lady got wasted last night and puked in the toilet, so I gave her the Porcelain Skipper.
by Muskieman9 December 29, 2019
mugGet the Porcelain Skipper mug.

Porcelain Challenge

The Porcelain Challenge is a viral trend on TikTok, generated by Gen Z. The challenge consists of teens grinding up their family's precious Fine China and porcelain ware to snort it through their nose. The goal of the challenge is to get a "China High".
Did you see that TikToker doing the Porcelain Challenge? They snorted a whole plate!
by mushie.b October 2, 2022
mugGet the Porcelain Challenge mug.

Porcelain Pool Party

A sexual act in which the male party has sex with his partner doggy style whilst he/she is puking into the toilet after a hard night of drinking.
My wife’s sister was sick from drinking all those Irish car bombs at my niece’s bahmitzvah so I decided to throw her a porcelain pool party.
by Rhett LaForte March 1, 2024
mugGet the Porcelain Pool Party mug.

Porcelain Challenge

A TikTok challenge in which Gen Z crushes up their parents antique China and snorts it like cocaine
Dude let’s break your moms shit and do the Porcelain challenge
by Jordanthb October 2, 2022
mugGet the Porcelain Challenge mug.

Porcelain price

The price you pay for eating or drinking something foul, causing uncontrollable diarrhea. A variation on the "iron price".
I ate some of that suspect kimchi and spent the rest of the afternoon paying the porcelain price.
by BigATB May 19, 2021
mugGet the Porcelain price mug.

Dropping bombs on porcelain town

1) To release a vicious poop into a toilet
Id steer clear of the bathroom, someone is dropping bombs on porcelain town.
by EffectiveElm413 March 20, 2024
mugGet the Dropping bombs on porcelain town mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email