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Murky Pond

A lighthearted nickname for a friend that turned into the suggestion of an STD in the female genital.
"I would've done her Matt, but Emma had a really murky pond."
by WeirdAssNicknameShit August 17, 2017
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Caramel Pond

A state of mind where you are overcome with a feeling of numbness and every movement feels slow, like it would if you were to be stuck in a pond of caramel. It has no feeling of euphoria as a drug might and is closer to a sweet sadness.
Carol tried to run out the door, but couldn't get the energy she needed and like she was stuck in a caramel pond.
by lnclndglsdb8 October 30, 2017
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Steam pond

Sitting on someone’s face after you work up a nice pond of sweat in your trousers, preferably after a session in the sauna or steam room”
“Never eating another ass again after Jenny steam ponded me last night
by SammyK’sGuy November 18, 2017
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Spofford Pond School

A place where the girls talk exactly like the stereotypical way and the boys are only interested in Fortnite and sports, and walks right out of class to the bathroom for no "reason".
"Like, ohmagahd, she acts like a Spofford Pond Schooler!
by Tycho Nose May 25, 2018
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Cobble Pond

An emotional format of hanging out between towards friends. What separates a cobble pond session from an ordinary hangout is the expectation of emotional outbursts occurring during said cobble pond
Hey molly you look a lil down. Wanna go for a drive and have a phat cobble pond?
by Mollyyouchampion July 17, 2018
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bee pond

The act of pleasuring yourself by placing several small stones and marbles up your rectum for pleasure. Traditional bee ponding involves using different coloured marbles to attract bees.
Friend ('You have a lot of marbles Tom' Tom ('Yea they are my Bee Pond marbles')

Friend ('Where are the stones?')
by bee ponder October 31, 2019
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Turner Pond

When you cum in a woman's belly button and let the semen stay pooled up in it.
I had to pull out quick couldn't make it to her chest so I gave her the ol Turner Pond.
by LEgeNdxx12 June 8, 2020
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