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political correctness

A stupid, wannabe-proper way of life that has just about ruined this country. It puts a stain on the good liberal name. PC people just do not understand the true ethical way of life. They just cower at home and tell younger people not to do things and try to completely brainwash them with a bunch of crappy bullshit about weed and other drugs, plus alcohol. PC people take part in so many protests and rallies that you just want to get a rifle and shoot their asses.
Political correctness includes:

1. Euphemistic language

2. Whining your ass off about a tiny issue like a sports' teams mascot.

3. Any group of people who whine about everything.
by John Gittings April 22, 2007
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politicate

to answer a question in an evasive, roundabout way. the way that politicians do.
"Don't politicate me, and just answer the question!" or
"Stop politicating me, and just answer my question!"
by LatMyLongitude September 23, 2011
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wet politician

When you are having intercourse, you have the woman squirt all over important paperwork, afterwords you let it dry, and let your co-worker deal with the paperwork in the morning !
Man, my wife brought home extra paperwork because her asshole boss. Jokes on him, we did the Wet Politician !
by Adrennanlin January 30, 2015
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Political Suicide

Verb
1) to act in such a way (verbal or non-verbal) that causes one, typically a politician, to lose widespread support.
1) When the Senator threw away his medals from the Vietnam war he committed political suicide.
2) If he post the banner and the war continues, he'll commit political suicide.
3) President Piggly Wiggly committed political suicide when he used billions of taxpayers dollars to help the auto industry and then still have the auto industry to fail after the first bankruptcy.
by ThePeaceKeeper June 13, 2009
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politically correct racism

Generalizing all Black people as being African-American, when a black person may actually be from Jamaica for example.

Basing a generalization that someone is from Africa based on the colour of their skin.
Example 1:-

Cop: You! African-American, stop or I will shoot!

Jamaican: I'm from Jamaica mon, ya ignorant fool.

Example 2:-

Liberal: You can't call him "Black", he's an African-American!

Normal, sane, civilized, Person: How can you tell he is an American of African decent based on his skin colour without actually knowing the guy? isn't that an ignorant, sweeping generalization and basically politically correct racism?

Liberal: His skin colour is black and must therefore have ancestry from Africa! you Racist!
by TomP1980 March 7, 2008
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politically correct

What you accuse someone you're arguing of being (especially when they're winning).
Joe: Have you heard about all those goddamned petitions to repeal Don't Ask Don't Tell? Fuggin' pinko commies!
Bob: Why should the gay community's freedom to serve our country be restricted just to appease homophobes?
Joe: ZOMGWTF POLITICALLY CORRECT
by sonofchaos December 27, 2010
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Political Parties

Different groups or factions that have certain opinions on issues and attempt to convince the general public that their position is the correct path, in the hopes that they will be chosen to lead their country.

They all have problems. For example, the two major U.S. political parties:
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.

She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She
shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me?

I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet
above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude
and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the
balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have
no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly,
you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot
air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you
expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position
you were in before we met but, somehow, now it's my fault."
by coldpaws January 30, 2005
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