Scomo Pizza

A style of Hawaiian pizza, that once it's in the oven, you just leave it to burn while you fuck off on holidays.

"Yo, why the fuck is this pizza burnt to a crisp?"
"Oh, that's a Scomo Pizza, it's named after the Australian Prime Minister."

by Rocky Homeboy Sanshizzle January 8, 2020

Scandinavian Pizza Crust

When a male uses his magic wand to
Please a woman on her period, then spreads sauce on the outside of the vagina, then offloading his pleasant suprise on the outside to conclude the pizza!

Person 1: “Hey Gordon, how was sex with Martha last night?”
Gordon: “It was exuberant! Martha’s on her period, but that gave me an opportunity to introduce her to my go to late night treat, the Scandinavian pizza crust!”

by Narc_man October 19, 2020

sundial pizza

the slowest pizza place on the planet. generally tastes like cardboard. average delivery time: 2 hours.

Bob: Hey I think I'll be hungry in three hours, better order sundial pizza now.

by MATTATTACK22 February 9, 2012

Pork Scotch pizza

The world's finest pizza topping. The pizza of choice of fat security guards it consists of a Marguerita pizza topped with pork and gravy.

Why is that security guard so fucking fat?

You'd be fat if you ate 3 Pork Scotch pizzas every day.

by Lumpbag May 4, 2009

sexy pizza

A form of personal pleasure in which a person sits on someone's lap and feeds them pizza while fondling their nipples.

That girl over there loves to give her boyfriends sexy pizza.

Late last night I was hungry and horny so I asked the cashier at the pizza parlor to give me a sexy pizza!

by Jack Killians April 3, 2010

no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza?

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 22, 2004

New York Style Pizza

Large flat thin crust pizza. This pizza is usually served in large triangular slices, and is sometimes eaten by folding the slice in half. SBarro is considered New York style pizza.

Chicago style pizza is ok, but New York Style Pizza RULES!

by Wally Wailer January 31, 2007