Tatted Pipe

a tattooed cock,penis,dick etc.

Damn girlfriend did you see the "Tatted Pipe" on that stud

by Daniel O'Brien A.K.A. OBIE January 13, 2009

arabian pipeline

Take shit in condom, place in microwave for 1 minute minimum. then use as pleasure device.

Person 1: That arabian pipeline you gave me last night made me cum so hard!

Person 2: Yeah, I saved up my shit for a month so I used a magnum XL.

Person 1: Next time make it even hotter

by SandMonkeyLover September 26, 2012

Stanley pines

A man who commits tax regularly and his ex wife’s aim is getting better and he loves his family

Stanley pines is the better brother

by Michael Jackdaughter November 25, 2021

Canada Exhaust Pipe

When it is so cold outside that when one farts, water vapor is seen from the farters ass. Exactly like a cars muffler in winter.

Dude: Fuck it's cold as shit outside!
Guy: No shit, I saw folks leaving church this morning and this one dude was kind enough to hold his fart the entire service. He definitely had a Canada Exhaust Pipe.

by WholePriest December 30, 2011

bless my pipe/phone

bless my phone basically means to send someone a naked picture of yourself so they can enjoy it for their entertainment.

Ayyy, did you hear?, Starrkeisha bless my pipe/phone with some naked pictures,videos , and mirror pics.

by tcyoungfly2005 April 8, 2020

Semen Pipe

A dick. This word was made by Ben Allen

You are a semen pipe

by Brn July 4, 2015

Hamster Arctic Pipeline

The act of someone taking a hamster, hollowing it out so it is just skin, filling it with shit and freezing it. They then proceed to use it as a dildo.

Filbert the Hamster was spinning round on his wheel when Matthew had an idea. He tried hamster feltching before on Filberts big brother, but it cut the shit out of his insides. He also quite liked arctic pipeline so he had the genius idea of combining the two. Matthew enjoyed Hamster Arctic Pipeline so much he cleaned up and went straight back to the pet shop.

by Try it all once October 30, 2012