phobias

Extremely exaggerated and irrational fears of things. Arachniphobia is an extreme and irrational fear of spiders. Someone suffering from this will either run terrified from the sight of it or possibly pass out and faint from pure fear.

I am extremely happy that I do not have ANY phobias. You should be too, unless you do have one, then your just an irrational pussy. Get over it.

by Jamie 'Casper' Spaulding April 27, 2008

Skate-O-Phobia

When the weather is very bad and you can't skate for a long time and you get very very pissed!



BROR

Dude lets go to Brors and skate in his basement, i have skate-o-phobia right now!

by rgeafdv February 12, 2009

tonguing phobia

One cannot open one's mouth when one is being kissed by a member of the opposite sex, even when the person trying to kiss the individual has their tongue in one's mouth (so to speak).

Blondieblueyes tried to kiss Lurch this one time at band camp, and Lurch wouldn't open his mouth..no matter how hard Blondieblueyes tried. SHE EVEN PUT HER HAND ON HIS FACE!

by Megan February 22, 2005

Finger Phobia

Having a fear of people's fingers whether they are:
1.) Deformed.
2.) Unusually positioned while doing something.
3.) Smelly.
4.) Or just funny looking in general.

A-"Look, look at her fingers when she does that!"
G-"Oh geez, she looks like she has fingers like a crab!"
A-"Uh oh. You and I have finger phobia!"
G-"I guess we do :/"
A-"True Life: I have finger phobia."

by Two anonymous people. December 9, 2008

Super Straight Phobic

The hatred of the anti-trans "super straight" people. SS people are just straight people but with an outlined dislike of trans people.

Basically the only acceptable phobia when it comes to sexuality.
(Why?) Because super-straight is made up, and a joke anyways despite some radical right wings making it a serious way to be transphobic.

(semi-joking)
super-straight: My sexuality is pornhub!! Ah hah! I dislike trans people, too. I'd never date them.
Super straight phobic person: Wow that's virgin behavior, learn to accept others. You don't gotta fvck them if you don't want to, so why be so mad?

super-straight: I'm just trying to compensate for my non existent sex life and use meme humor to disguise my gross opinions
SSphobic person: Well, I was bisexual but if you're super straight, then I'm super bisexual now. I'd never date a super straight person. Theyre gross and immature. I'll only date bisexuals from here on out.
ss(showing their true colors): Good! breed 'em out! we dont want 'em, so you take 'em all! yeeeeeehawww!! *spits dip on floor* anyway, off to fyck my cousin! (over-exaggeration, obviously. This is only for the ones who take this dumb sht seriously)

by ANormalHumanWhoIsntStupid March 11, 2021

phoba phobe

A person who is afraid of someone who they think has a phobia, just because they don't agree with them on an issue.

"That guy thinks gays shouldn't get married, what a phobe".
"Oh stop being a phoba phobe"!

by Rhgrafix April 12, 2010

phobo

Combination of words 'phone hobo'.
A person whose phone is broken, damaged, lost, or stolen and is left without the use of a mobile device.

Also can be used to describe someone who has a lost or damaged phone.

"I'm a phobo until I can afford a new phone, can I borrow yours?"

"Sarah is phobo right now, so don't bother texting her."

by Mr. K. Belvedere April 5, 2017