Guy 1 - "So, how'd last night go?"
Guy 2 - "As it turns out, she was pretty boring in bed. I had to stop and Phil Collins her to pump myself up."
Guy 1 - "Too bad. At least she looks good."
Guy 2 - "As it turns out, she was pretty boring in bed. I had to stop and Phil Collins her to pump myself up."
Guy 1 - "Too bad. At least she looks good."
by DCK September 13, 2012
cute and adorable, but not fluffy. his vegan-ness is beyond cool and his running 45 times like a little hampster is awesome. diet cherry coke is his love.
by spicy sandwich March 16, 2005
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by Anonymous_Phan July 10, 2019
Phil kay is a massive pedophile who loves children of which are younger than himself - and I mean *much* younger than himself, we don't quite know his sexuality, is he gay, lesbian, or straight, I guess we will never know. But one thing we do know is that he thinks he is strong. He tenses his six pack like nothing else - thinking that it is from all of the sit-ups he has done - but of course it is not, it is because he is a skinny bastard and has a six pack because he doesn't have a gram of fat on his body
by I_speak_nothing_but_the_truth December 05, 2019
by Pierre Van Hairgone August 23, 2012
A syndicated psychologist with his own TV show on daytime television. Enjoys telling others to lose weight when he is quite guilty of the same allegation as well.
kriptik, a local frequenter of Undernet is obsessed with this man and will stop at nothing to spread his name.
kriptik, a local frequenter of Undernet is obsessed with this man and will stop at nothing to spread his name.
by Varter April 20, 2004